Me not happy, hurt myself at netball.!!

[Tuffers]

He paid a quid for them and looks like he's got 50 pence worth stuck up his ars e :laugh:

There's even a stray pube on show too

 

[Smurf]

That's it blame the wife as you do but more like was done when you were playing in them bushes

 

[Diwrnach]

That's mad, I did a quote for a big house the other day and the Scottish lady answered the door on crutches, had broken her leg.... playing netball!

I always thought it was a no contact game?

Hope it heals quick for you, at least you are WFP so don't have to worry about up and down a ladder.

 

[cheapncheerful]

There's even a stray pube on show too

nope its from me airy ars.e....ooops...time for a trim...now that is hard work...

 

[Duncs]

cnc i,ve got it

your wife has been chewing on your **** middle of the night

little idea idea tell her to try mars bar its a bit tastier

 

[cheapncheerful]

i did tell her how to stop me snoring but thirty years of marriage means it fell on deaf ears..../emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Shiny]

nope its from me airy ars.e....ooops...time for a trim...now that is hard work...

Ask wifey to do it for yea cnc.... After 30years marriage its all about trust...lol...:mask:

 

[cheapncheerful]

yeh er....my wife is not the nursey type....she isnt exactly gentle...she would probably just yank em out...

 

[Tuffers]

yeh er....my wife is not the nursey type....she isnt exactly gentle...she would probably just yank em out...

Mine just flips em out /emoticons/wink.png/emoticons/smile.png

 

[shazzy692002]

Netball is a non contact sport, the silly cow tripped me over haha...

I don't this Monday night, got up Tuesday morning and could not even walk, got mummy round to strap it for me, put my winter boots on and worked.....yes I wouked, only earnt £120, but its better than a kick in the ankle...:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Got my worker to work rest of the week, so brought a book on my kindle and rested my poorly foot haha, As for the nail varnish, I never wear it normally, only there cos I had a spa day a week ago....with a pedicure...Im a w/c not very lady like hey?? (and I drink pints of cider haha)

As for the book, its similar to 50 shades of grey, so all good in the hood. /emoticons/tongue.png

 

[cheapncheerful]

hey you earned my weekly wage in a day....i just wish i was joking....

my wife was told .....your supposed to run towards the ball not away from it.....

anyway hope you get better soon and ....ice does help.../emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Dave B]

Used to injure myself all the time playing football, american football and rugby

Best thing is contrast in temperature

Hot wheat bag for 20 minutes then ice for 20 and repeat

Gets the blood circulating to help healing

 

[Diwrnach]

Netball is a non contact sport, the silly cow tripped me over haha...
I don't this Monday night, got up Tuesday morning and could not even walk, got mummy round to strap it for me, put my winter boots on and worked.....yes I wouked, only earnt £120, but its better than a kick in the ankle...:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Got my worker to work rest of the week, so brought a book on my kindle and rested my poorly foot haha, As for the nail varnish, I never wear it normally, only there cos I had a spa day a week ago....with a pedicure...Im a w/c not very lady like hey?? (and I drink pints of cider haha)

As for the book, its similar to 50 shades of grey, so all good in the hood. /emoticons/tongue.png

My wife is a cider girl as well, when I met her she had been living in new Zealand for the last year and could out drink me

 

[Diwrnach]

Used to injure myself all the time playing football, american football and rugbyBest thing is contrast in temperature

Hot wheat bag for 20 minutes then ice for 20 and repeat

Gets the blood circulating to help healing

Yeah, I put my little finger bone through the finger after scoring in rugby and someone skidding their studs over it, then once that was healed broke my collar bone doing a similar thing but on the bloody upright bar lol.

 

[Dave B]

I love a cider

As my profile says never underestimate the power of fermented apples

 

[Dave B]

I played rugby with a lightweight plastic cast on my broken wrist from playing rugby

 

[cheapncheerful]

yep thats why i stay on my sofa...../emoticons/biggrin.png its dangerous out there...

 

[Diwrnach]

I love a ciderAs my profile says never underestimate the power of fermented apples

Can't stand the stuff after a really bad night on cider and 20/20 when I was out drinking on a Friday night when I was maybe 15 or 16? since then can't stand it.

 

[Dave B]

Aah mad dog 20/20

That brings back memories

 

[Dave B]

And 2 litre bottles of merrydown with a funny f ag or 2

Mispent youth? ?

 

[Diwrnach]

And 2 litre bottles of merrydown with a funny f ag or 2Mispent youth? ?

Misspent is an under statement mate lol, I have lived on my own since I was 15, wild doesn't come close lol.