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Safe. Me n bingo are gonna bring out the new 'brighter lighter' system. A solution to your real time light deficient requirements. Think he's also from wales so it'll be called nos da.

Right but?

 
I read he was doing that a few weeks ago. Glad you told me, I'll definitely be tuning in to that. :thumbsup:
On a similar but disturbing note, I was on top of mrs tolish the other night, and farage was on question time. She didnt mind me pausing for an hour to watch the whole programme. When it finished though she was fast asleep. Women eh. :rolleyes: /emoticons/biggrin.png True story.
Turn her round, on all 4s, point towards the tele, then its "watch and go"......with the added bonus of your Farage induced boner!

 
Turn her round, on all 4s, point towards the tele, then its "watch and go"......with the added bonus of your Farage induced boner!
She doesnt even let me post on here during the deed taytay, so I don't think shell tolerate that.

....but the boner would be out of this world! Reckon it could get to 3inches, maybe even 4.

 
you two are making me hungry is it saturday morning soon.../emoticons/biggrin.png

i thought it was a farage political broadcast on channel five but its called benefits Britain...all he wants was an inside toilet that Romanian...what more can a man ask...:rolleyes:

 
She doesnt even inchet me post on here during the deed taytay, so I don't think shell tolerate that.










....but the boner would be out of this world! Reckon it could get to 3inches, maybe even 4.
Have you tried shaving that particular zone.....you will gain an Inch, honest. And I bet nigel gives you an extra 2 inch!

 
Have you tried shaving that particular zone.....you will gain an Inch, honest. And I bet nigel gives you an extra 2 inch!
I'm all for giving my dude a haircut from time to time. But i remember I once caught the sack with a pair of scissors,didnt stop bleeding, so now I just trim with the dog grooming trimmers.:thumbsup: I don't half get some funny looks off the spaniel.

 
Working in the dark. oops, reminds me of a time me and my old work pal done that once, and once was enough.

Here is how it went, knocked on door in pitch black, lady answered thought i was collecting, no i said i'm a cleaning, she said but its dark, don't worry we will be fine. slight look of concern then the ok. didn't go fine, managed to clean the fronts ok, but as my mate was taking the ladder round the side he tripped as it was proper dark, crash bang wallop, smashed the lady's central heating flue off the wall and cracked one of his ribs. we kept the custy after eating loads of humble pie, he had an xray down Lewisham hospital then agreed never to clean in the dark again. cleaning in the dark should come with a warning, saying it may cost you money and be dangerous to your health. still you live and learn.

 
That was the worst thing you could have said "we will be fine" the poor lad... still funny though /emoticons/biggrin.png

Working in the dark. oops, reminds me of a time me and my old work pal done that once, and once was enough.Here is how it went, knocked on door in pitch black, lady answered thought i was collecting, no i said i'm a cleaning, she said but its dark, don't worry we will be fine. slight look of concern then the ok. didn't go fine, managed to clean the fronts ok, but as my mate was taking the ladder round the side he tripped as it was proper dark, crash bang wallop, smashed the lady's central heating flue off the wall and cracked one of his ribs. we kept the custy after eating loads of humble pie, he had an xray down Lewisham hospital then agreed never to clean in the dark again. cleaning in the dark should come with a warning, saying it may cost you money and be dangerous to your health. still you live and learn.
 
That was the worst thing you could have said "we will be fine" the poor lad... still funny though /emoticons/biggrin.png
Yeah we did laugh after his rib got better./emoticons/biggrin.png

 
I have never seen a domestic window cleaner cleaning windows in the dark before.Now that would be funny to see especially if no light were on /emoticons/biggrin.png
The reason u havnt seen one is because....wait for it.....its dark :oops:

 
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