Massive fail lol

[Neil]

So I bought some isopropanol the other day, when it came it was half empty as the bottle somehow got pierced on delivery! So I had to get another bottle and fill it up with the pierced bottle , baring in mind I did this last night in the dark with a tiny bit of light I realised my shoe was getting wet when I was filling up , I finished emptying the isopropanol and went to put the lid on the new bottle and realised the lid was already on there [emoji85] the chemical went all over the path none of it went in the bottle lololololol [emoji23] how thick am I

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[Smurf]

Oh well at least bits of your path should not freeze tonight but best you don't stand there smoking /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Neil]

Lol looks like me and tuffers are having problems this month with him dropping the torch in the tank and me doing this [emoji23]

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[Smurf]

Frank is obviously doing his rounds this month for sure /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[cheapncheerful]

yep neil its not you its frank.../emoticons/biggrin.png

seriously its great to hear these things happen to other people too.frank seems to be keeping away from me for the time being.

 

[Smurf]

Frank my helper the other day forgot to lift the ladder a bit higher when going up some steps and the wide stabiliser bar got caught on one of the steps. He just managed to stop the ladder hitting a nice expensive looking shiny new car as he stumbled toward it....Bloody frank is a walking disaster waiting to happen /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Neil]

Cor that was lucky smurf [emoji106] frank needs to keep away for a while he tried calling me this morning on private number I ignored him as I know he's trying to interfere [emoji23]

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[Jimroot]

I would definitely have done that too mate, frank the milkman was busy doing his rounds in the 60's and 70's by the looks of things ;-)

 

[Smurf]

Well today frank started up the hot water heater. When the burners ignited it burst into flames....WTF so I quickly turned the gas off a then ran like **** :laugh:

 

[Smurf]

I found out afterwards frank did not tighten up the gas inlet nut on the heater properly as was only hand tightened apparently. Lucky for me the heater worked as normal after I had tightened the nut up properly. Oops!...Frank strikes again /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Jimroot]

must be in the water, all these antics are reading like a book of jokes ;-)

That stabiliser bar is an accident waiting to happen with the inertia of the ladder behind it, I can't get through a narrow area without some ding or other, why can't we live in the USA with their big open areas to work in?

Have you got a gas monitor smurf in the van? Sounds like a narrow escape !

 

[Smurf]

At first I thought when it went up in flames I was going to loose the van too as you do.

Then I would have had to call fireman sam. /emoticons/biggrin.png

If you have never seen a gas bottle go up this is a good vid to show you what I mean.

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[Jimroot]

You don't live in pontypandy do you

 

[Smurf]

I'm sure fireman sam would have been stood well back with frank and watch it burn

 

[Jimroot]

The script writers would have loved this forum for a few ideas.

Red Bucket of sand in the back of the van now is it then

 

[Smurf]

Some more of Frank on a good day /emoticons/biggrin.png

http://windowcleaningforums.co.uk/threads/frank-on-a-good-day.14910/