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Who is Frank?

Naaahhh just effing with ya, I wish he was!

But like they say cant choose you fam, fam, but you can choose ya crew!!

And cut the slang, theres only two languages on here, English and Cockney! (Plus whatever CNC Speaks) /emoticons/tongue.png

 
Haha great post[emoji23] Frank will be on your case soon now you've mentioned his name [emoji85]

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If blowing the doors off was A triumph So that makes him my uncle instead on my dads side not eefing with you:rofl:

 
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'The Frank (/ˈfran/tic/)[3] or (Frankus. "chaotic man") is an man-like cryptid dumber than an average human, that is said to inhabit the window cleaning regions of the United Kingdom and reports exist from around the known world.[4] The names Frank and Chaotic-Man are commonly used by the people engaged in professional window cleaning throughout the region, and forms part of their history and mythology. Stories of the Frank first emerged in 2013.
The scientific community generally regards the Frank as a legend, given the lack of conclusive evidence,[5] but it remains one of the most famous creatures of cryptozoology. This however has not stopped the many reports of damage and chaos that is regularly blamed on the Frank.
Love that explication!

 
how do you know are you a policeman you nick my thread then you insulate my family name Micklewhite

 
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Well excuse me,, I did not insult any family name, just said you're lying. And I did not realize you were so sensitive that one could not post on a thread you started without permission.

A thousand pardons oh mighty one, I will not post on your threads anymore for fear of incurring your wrath!

 
An unconfirmed report was made yesterday in Trevarrack, Cornwall with regard to a Frank sighting. Mr Simon Polem from Splash and Dash Window Cleaning stated that he heard a noise beneath his van as he arrived at his first customers address. On investigating he found the creature clinging to the underside of his vehicle. He did manage to take a photograph of the creature but there is controversy amongst experts as to the integrity of the picture.

Mr Polem stated that he had never seen anything like this before and now believes the Frank really exists. He thinks he had a lucky escape.

The 'Frank' leapt away over a fence shortly afterwards. There have been no further sightings.



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Pigs are a blessing from god

How can something that tastes so nice be bad??

Especially when you can have brekkie with bacon..sausage and black pudding..all pig and all nice

 
they are really quite intelligent and very like dogs as they wag their tails...

I couldnt keep em cause I couldnt kill em its not the same when its in a packet in the supermarket..

and dont forget the suncream....as the poor piggies get sunburnt..

er norm....that was a bit out there that post...

did you think that pic was like a piggy...?

just as long as frank is with some one else I am happy..

maybe frank should go for a trip over to ireland.../emoticons/biggrin.png

 
Sorry but that's not frank but a ******* crazy man with a death wish. /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

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