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Oh NOOOOOOOOOO,...............Fraaaank

ECLM
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NEVER MIND THAT THEY WANT YOU ON LIVE CHAT...

now dont you dare tell me theres no life on other planets....

ya want to see the mold in my bathroom....:eek:

 
I can't type very fast with me straight jacket on so well give that live chat ******** a miss /emoticons/biggrin.png

 
Oh well if anyone wants to ask a question it should be in the forum I think not on live chat

 
yep seems live enough on here really...all gone to bed now...but I will fill you in...

er...we talked about..

greenland.

yep...:Dand boar likes rolf h but then again so do I ...but....well..

life is what happens whilst your busy making other plans.

 
Frank was with me today for a change.He put ladder against newly fitted gutters on newly built extension....He needs to go back and fit new 4 meters of guttering free of charge on top of materials bill....nice:eek:

 
I had a terrible frank moment yesterday

I was recommended to a new custy down the road so i went round to quite it up

Busy road, school run on steroids, cars parks everybloodywhere

I quote get job then when i leave its a nightmare, cars double parked and sme mums are giving strange signals and basically stopping in the middle of the road not knowing what to do, i get going finally and i nip through some cars and bang, i clip a wing mirror and it just knocks mine in a bit, no trouble.

I carry on then the car wing mirrot i clipped speeds up my ass, and i can see in the mirror theres a problem, so i pull over a lot further up the road due to parking and oh dear, the shell of the mirror is missing

I ask him where it is, he dont know, didnt u pick it up? No. Dumb ass.

I go back to the poi t where he was parked through a crowd of parents and kids and find it on the pavement, i get it back to the car and pop it straight back on, signal light still working etc, just a small tiny scratch. He seemed fine about it all in the end but he was bloody ****** off to begin with.

But i ask you, who was to blame? These parents double parking or me? He was half on the pa ement oposite another car half on the pavement on a regular side road, i was more worried about children crossing the road and i just got slightly too close and that happened.

 
yep thats frank for you...

tis a mad world at that time which is just one reason you dont see me going out then.

years ago I went out at 8,30 with cornflakes in a bowl and I had ate them by the time I got to the main road ...where I promptly turned around and thought feck that and went home and had a cuppa./emoticons/biggrin.png

suppose thats why I have no money but I cant stand traffic.

 
I bet frank knows a good handy man though...you plonker frank:rofl:

Frank was with me today for a change.He put ladder against newly fitted gutters on newly built extension....He needs to go back and fit new 4 meters of guttering free of charge on top of materials bill....nice:eek:
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He was to blame for parking illegally surely?

I had a terrible frank moment yesterday
I was recommended to a new custy down the road so i went round to quite it up

Busy road, school run on steroids, cars parks everybloodywhere

I quote get job then when i leave its a nightmare, cars double parked and sme mums are giving strange signals and basically stopping in the middle of the road not knowing what to do, i get going finally and i nip through some cars and bang, i clip a wing mirror and it just knocks mine in a bit, no trouble.

I carry on then the car wing mirrot i clipped speeds up my ass, and i can see in the mirror theres a problem, so i pull over a lot further up the road due to parking and oh dear, the shell of the mirror is missing

I ask him where it is, he dont know, didnt u pick it up? No. Dumb ass.

I go back to the poi t where he was parked through a crowd of parents and kids and find it on the pavement, i get it back to the car and pop it straight back on, signal light still working etc, just a small tiny scratch. He seemed fine about it all in the end but he was bloody ****** off to begin with.

But i ask you, who was to blame? These parents double parking or me? He was half on the pa ement oposite another car half on the pavement on a regular side road, i was more worried about children crossing the road and i just got slightly too close and that happened.
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yep I watched our local plastic policewoman booking two on friday and wondered what they had done..

when I got there I could see they had parked where there are broken white lines in the centre of the road..

nice surprise when they come back from the railway station.

 
"You plonker rodney don't rest ladders on guttering" I bet was the first thing he said too :whistle:

 
Well this morning frank broke my plastic filter set spanner. Then he went to move some old 25ltr containers with pure in them and the handles broke off them so water went everywhere...

Frank strikes again the little devil /emoticons/biggrin.png

 
So had to use the customers power to put the van battery on charge whilst I carried on working

 

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