Can you read customers minds?

[Tuffers]

Yesterday while cleaning a shop front I looked at the sign and white paintwork, I thought to my self 'I bet he asks me to clean the paintwork and sign when I go in for my money.' Bang, "can you clean the paintwork and sign?" Yep, I'll do it at 8am tomorrow. Today while cleaning an industrial unit trad style I noticed the insides were minging. I thought to myself 'I bet he asks me to clean insides.' Bang, he says "can you clean inside next time?"

Weird innit.

 

[norm]

maybe ya controlled his mind through e.s.p. :specs

 

[Dave B]

Now you have to go to a job thinking " i bet she drops her knickers for me and gives me a hundred notes"

 

[Natty1972]

I . I see the c..t walking down the street , she crosses the road .... He's (me) not getting paid today ........

 

[boarcity]

there must be something in ESP . the classic case is suddenly thinking about somebody you havnt thought about nor seen recently. later that same day you suddenly see them , often miles from where they would naturally be

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

I hope one day I will be able to read the customers mind but I have decided to walk before I can run and will first learn how to read my own mind.

Now when the wife gets home I will ask her how I can read my own mind for a change!

 

[Pickingpaul]

I hope one day I will be able to read the customers mind but I have decided to walk before I can run and will first learn how to read my own mind.
Now when the wife gets home I will ask her how I can read my own mind for a change!

You should start off with a book

 

[Tuffers]

Ha, had another one today. I knew this woman was going to ask me to clean the inside of her conny :happy: