Frank

[adamangler]

Read a lot about this bloody Frank on here, who the **** sent him to work with me today? gets in van, sets off like a boat in choppy seas going down motorway.

Stops screw in tyre, frank must have put it there.

****** frank.

Gets to first job, (ill change wheel after this job) water on....Batttery struggles, gone.

Franks been unpugging charger instead of the microwave plug last night

Second battery on, ok here we go...

First job gate locked, Franks taken step ladders out of the van last night, you **** frank, cant unlock this gate too high. Leave that one till tomorrow.

Well, Franks put a right old screw in tyre, its now on rim, look under can, Franks been wearing my spare down, that aint legal, besides its flat lol

Limped to garage for air, get out, Franks only broken the airline.

Next garage, stay in ******* van frank, air in, here we go.

Next 3 jobs, ok, stay in van frank

Next job- cancelled, vision, **** off

3 more job, Franks taken my water bottle, im ******* bright orange in the sun...

In the end, i ****** it off and came home.

 

[Jimroot]

Tough day there, at least it will be better tomorrow.

 

[adamangler]

its a funny game this window cleaning, when its going right its great, when it goes wrong you find yourself thinking about being employed again.

 

[Jimroot]

Indeed. they're all problems with solutions though just bad they happened at the same time, as things seem to do. Keep at it as the majority on here are success stories

 

[SolarPanelCleaning]

Have a drink.

 

[Smurf]

Well I feel really bad now making a comment on the other post about vision but we all have frank days that's for sure...You still blew your chance keeping that customer as obviously frank was doing the talking not you. /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Dave B]

you find yourself thinking about being employed again.

Never ever ever never ever

 

[Jimroot]

I'm sure you'd accept the job as smurfs driver for 20% of his profits

 

[Tuffers]

I had a Frank moment many years ago while on holiday in Cornwall. Me, the Mrs and dog decided to take the tent for 2 weeks. I had a Rover 220GTI and wedged it all in the boot with the dog sat on top of it all /emoticons/biggrin.png. Anyway on the last night it blew a gale and I mean a gale. In the morning the tent was that mangled that the roof of it was touching me nose as I slept. I was quite happy to keep on snoozing but the Mrs insisted I got up. I wedged all the gear in the boot and we drove off on the long track home. I hadn't even got out of Cornwall when I noticed a rattling noise from the engine. Hmm, fk it just keep driving I said to myself. As we approached Bridgewater on the M5 I heard 2 bangs [delusional]. I had a blow out on a tyre and the exhaust valves had blown at the very same time! We were a mile from the junction. I managed to change the wheel, after emptying all of the camping gear and making sure the dog weren't going to leg it across 3 lanes. I decided to limp off the motorway. As we got off there was a lay-by and parked up was an AA van. Yippee saved! Hi mate can I join up please as I have got a big problem with my motor. Err, you can't just join when you break down mate, but I can give you a tow to the nearest Rover garage. Nice one, cheers mate. I bung him a drink and they are just about to close for the weekend :thumbsdown:. Leave your car here and we will look at it on Monday. Oh frig, I live about 150 miles from here, I've got a dog and the car is full of camping gear. So, we get a few bits and bobs out the car and the AA man gives us a lift to the train station. I'm wandering if they charge for dogs on trains, oh frig they do. We buy just 2 single tickets and get on the next train. Oh ******** here comes the conductor, hide the bloody dog. Sweat rolling down me cheeks as I shove a coat over the dog just before jobs worth checks out tickets. Luckily he didn't suss pooch /emoticons/biggrin.png. We call the mother in law when we arrive at our station and she picks us up and takes us home. My neighbour who was a car dealer saw us without a car on the drive and asked if he could park one of his on my drive as he hadn't got space for all of his motors. **** right off tw@t. Garage ring up and want £600 to fix the car . No thanks. So I send a transporter down to bring it back. Then I book it in a garage near us who came and collected it and fixed it for £300. The car was never the same after that.

The end.

Night night cnc.

 

[adamangler]

well, text a custie for tomorrow and for the first time ever they wont in tomorrow so thats two less to do as next doors access id through their house. lol

On the bright side that leaves just 5 jobs for tomorrow, its my last 2 days of holiday from my part time job so im going to actually have a day off friday then starting monday shall need to start canvassing otherwise i will starve to death lol

 

[Dave B]

Get out there mate

Only 5 jobs tomorrow means a whole afternoon to canvass

Get some more custys on your books

 

[Alien Human]

I'm sure you'd accept the job as smurfs driver for 20% of his profits

Being Smurfs driver is the only 'employed' job I would ever take. Being able to retire a multi millionaire by July sounds good to me /emoticons/wink.png

 

[Jake]

That's the angriest anyone's been with frank for a while

 

[Alien Human]

There will come a day when a newbie unknowingly registers on the forum as 'Frank'...........please God let that day be really soon!

 

[Jake]

There will come a day when a newbie unknowingly registers on the forum as 'Frank'...........please God let that day be really soon!

:rofl: Was just thinking the exact same thing!!

 

[cheapncheerful]

oh tuffers cant fall asleep as too busy laughing ...NOWT so funny as real life ..top post man would double winner if I could...hide the pooch oh feck how am I going to sleep tonight...:rofl::rofl::rofl:

oh and edit of course top post ad....keep em coming as long as frank doesnt visit me Im happy...

 

[peter rogers]

once upon a time ago my pump stopped working on a friday with full work load for fri and sat

i drove to my supplier in omagh( 70miles each way ) got a new one

all jobs done by sunday afternoon

feck frank

my soloution

( brought another pum its unopened under my seat in the van its good to have a spare )

 

[Frank Feck Up]

There will come a day when a newbie unknowingly registers on the forum as 'Frank'...........please God let that day be really soon!

Hi my names Frank /emoticons/smile.png