gift certificates

[boarcity]

View attachment 4682 View attachment 6999 any of you guys , n gals, offering gift certificates for window cleaning? i had it in mind for ages but never actually got around to designing one for my biz to offer till recently . im offering an 8 clean ,thats 1 years worth of window cleans, this is my certificate. The ideal gift !

 

[Eviestevie]

Here you darling got you a gift card!!/emoticons/smile.png

Don't spend it all at once!o yeah u carnt its for window cleaning!

That's when my missus would exit the room and not talk to me for a month!

And def no bedroom antics for the month /emoticons/sad.png

 

[TolishAPurd]

I can see where you're coming from boar. Every 6 months I get an email from a grandma that buys half a day for me to sort her granddaughters (I would:nod:: garden out as well as a window clean. The gift certificate would be great for people like her that just want to help out a family member in some way.

 

[norm]

thats pretty Boar

 

[Smurf]

Daft idea if you ask me

View attachment 7000 View attachment 6999 any of you guys , n gals, offering gift certificates for window cleaning? i had it in mind for ages but never actually got around to designing one for my biz to offer till recently . im offering an 8 clean ,thats 1 years worth of window cleans, this is my certificate. The ideal gift !

 

[Jake]

You don't wanna be cleaning windows for free boar.. It soon gets miserable

 

[boarcity]

they certificates arent free, im daft but NOT that daft. theyre 80quid

 

[TolishAPurd]

they certificates arent free, im daft but NOT that daft. theyre 80quid

Surely the price is dependant on the house though isnt it mate?

 

[peter rogers]

of course it depends on the house

i was thinking of doing something simliar

offering 12 months window cleaning for price of 10 or 11

as then it gets u money in and your guarenteed the work all year round

 

[boarcity]

Surely the price is dependant on the house though isnt it mate?

yup- im promoting them on my website ,with the proviso>>> [conditions apply]

im targetting folk that possibly arent in my area but like buying gifts for the family who are in my area- or folk who simply like buying nice gifts full stop

to be honest i just like the idea of handing over certificates- this is the nearest i can get to being a General handing out bravery award certificates after a long battle

 

[Jake]

Ah I see @boarcity i didn't realise they were paid for! In that's case not a bad idea...

I've always hated working for nothing though, and although you'll have the money upfront, it'll soon be spent, then you'll 'feel' as though your working for nothing, especially on those cold miserable winter days!

Are you a wannabe general?

 

[boarcity]

Ah I see @boarcity i didn't realise they were paid for! In that's case not a bad idea...
I've always hated working for nothing though, and although you'll have the money upfront, it'll soon be spent, then you'll 'feel' as though your working for nothing, especially on those cold miserable winter days!

Are you a wannabe general?

i am yes . as im not in the army its unlikely i can ever be a real life general . i spose iv illusions of grandeur , i know for sure this is common amongst windies, "the dreamer mentality"

amongst my workers iv a full time Rapper dreamer and a gigolo dreamer and one who dreams of driving cars - and has gone just too far with his dream in the fact that hes already driving about with no licence [having failed his theory test X2]

 

[Jake]

Well we all dream at times, I'd love to be an f1 driver...

Army though? You couldve gone down that route? What stopped you?

 

[boarcity]

Well we all dream at times, I'd love to be an f1 driver...
Army though? You couldve gone down that route? What stopped you?

i was in the army, years ago . i suppose dreams are about unfullfilled ambitions

 

[Jake]

Should of stuck at it?

 

[boarcity]

Should of stuck at it?

yes indeed

 

[Tuffers]

What if you snuff it after the first clean? How would they get a refund, or would you take it to your grave with you boar? /emoticons/biggrin.png

Bonkers idea if you ask me :rofl:

 

[Smurf]

"This is the nearest i can get to being a General handing out bravery award certificates after a long battle" Yer off your friging trolley @boarcity. WTF :rofl:

yup- im promoting them on my website ,with the proviso>>> [conditions apply]
im targetting folk that possibly arent in my area but like buying gifts for the family who are in my area- or folk who simply like buying nice gifts full stop

to be honest i just like the idea of handing over certificates- this is the nearest i can get to being a General handing out bravery award certificates after a long battle

 

[Jake]

Boar should it not be called a gift voucher!?!?

 

[boarcity]

Boar should it not be called a gift voucher!?!?

iv printed them big ,A4 , the certificate size

 

[Smurf]

Normally people would buy gift vouchers that their loved ones would actually like. NOT A FRIGGING WINDOW CLEANING GIFT VOUCHER as would just show what a plank they really are surely?

Darling for your birthday I've bought you a gift voucher...I bet you can't guess what it's for...

Oh I'm so excited what can it be...

A champagne balloon ride maybe?

I know a trip on the orient express?

Or maybe a spa day for two at a luxury hotel?

WTF... A WINDOW CLEANING GIFT VOUCHER...

You sound a little disappointed darling.

NO its fine JUST MAKE YER OWN FCUKING DINNER FROM NOW ON