Anyone got a toilet in the van?

[Tuffers]

Crackers, the lot of ya!

 

[Dave B]

Just take a trenching tool with you and dig a shite hole

Not so easy in london though trying to dig a hole in a main road

 

[MrBump]

You'd be fine this way daveyboy, there's holes all over the road, you could use it to fill in all the potholes we have around here! /emoticons/wink.png

 

[Duncs]

great thread this

i,ve posted this story twice, but here for are new brothers

"its funny now but at the time not so

collecting one night deperate for pee, most likely too many coffees through the day

collected this lady could,int wait took of round corner for quick one

any way done business put the wee bobby away as getting in van

driving away

all i could here was was crazy guy roaring and screaming chasing the van with muckle stick in his hand

looked in mirror fluke that did,int know what the crack was

next minute phone rang only his wife had seen me having **** opposite there house

 

[Jimroot]

the dirty mare havin a sneaky look^ :laugh:

 

[Jimroot]

Not sure why I liked me bumps post there, but filling pot holes seems a good thing, not sure about bumps choice of material

 

[cheapncheerful]

in days of old

when knights were bold

and toilets werent invented..

theyed dig a hole

in the middle of the road

and sat there quite contented...

ahhh school days...

great post...cheapie only admits to an urgent one once ..in a bin...well it was just the right height..and after all...its a bin..

not so easy these days with bloody wheelie bins..

great post though.../emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Jimroot]

... Letter boxes seem the right sort of height...

Where I used to live I had a feud with a youth gang. I always expected a deposit through the box one day, fire bomb or turd I couldn't decide. Just My over active imagination in the end.

 

[norm]

in the woods :thumbsup:

 

[norm]

I'm thinking of getting one of these. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORTABLE-FOLDING-TOILET-camping-loo-field-potty-commode-NO-CHEMICALS/271466246106?_trksid=p2045573.c100033.m2042&_trkparms=aid=111001&algo=REC.SEED&ao=1&asc=20131017132637&meid=abbe944bce5b46bb8462e81bbf73f82f&pid=100033&rk=4&rkt=4&sd=171832765424

I'm fed up of driving to the pub/shop/services etc for my one o clock poo.

does it polish t urds as well :thumbsup:

 

[joe34]

No joke mate. If I was joking Iwould have said, "did you here the one about the toilet in the van", or "why did the window cleaner cross the road". This is serious business mate. I'm wasting time and petrol dropping the kids off at the pool. Up until that point I'm bloated and slow dreaming of the release that is to come. I'm having to plan my round around a jobby. -no jobby tells me what to do. I'm gonna look that jobby in the eye and say "I've got news for you". The kamode is arriving, and when it does you're out of here. With my new found weight loss I'm thinking of taking up ballet and other lightfooted activities. I'll be a new man.

Haha made me laugh glad I'm not the only one with this problem

 

[Bingo]

in days of oldwhen knights were bold

and toilets werent invented..

theyed dig a hole

in the middle of the road

and sat there quite contented...

ahhh school days..../emoticons/biggrin.png

.....and this old favourite /emoticons/smile.png.....

'Here I sit broken hearted


Paid a penny and only farted'.

 

[cheapncheerful]

and in the spirit of this post ...guess what cheapie found on another old post...well they said I could have the pic...

its the one oclock poo....:rofl:

 

[Ant]

As we're showing pics, check out this number two...

View attachment 4925

And now on BBC Poo :rofl::rofl:

 

[Clearview Lee]

I often lob my pole out whilst poling early morning offices. Its more natural to **** outside than in a toilet if you think about it.

Anyone been caught?? LOL

 

[Diwrnach]

This post here was my random toilet today

 

[cheapncheerful]

nope dont think cheapie ever been caught..but he did take a risk today getting his shorts on..

lovely countryside around you diwrnach

 

[Clearview Lee]

I just take a drive to Tottenham and just let it out all over the place!! It's all well camouflaged there.

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