nicknames for arsey jobs

[boarcity]

do you have nicknames for the jobs you dread ? apart from the obvious "fookin place" these two have nicknames . 1st is "the Cob" a house in Cobbold RoadView attachment 5038

ans 2nd is "herr Bartlett " [a character in the film "the great escape] this place was once the Bartlet hospital View attachment 5039

 

[Jake]

Lol sort of, but mine are more just general nicknames for houses/customers

Just a few are:

Westie woman

Darins mansion

Nice old couple in wiv

Stanway Chris

Lynn Big house Chappel

Alan builder bloke

Ian's mum

There's a few more that I can't think of!

 

[Dave B]

Mine are all called that fookin place lol

 

[Damo]

Underpriced House 1

Underpriced House 4

Underpriced House 6

Underpriced House 18

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[SolarPanelCleaning]

Leper woman

 

[adamangler]

Miserable old ****

Wifes alright but hes a **** house

my favourite

hope she hasnt seen that frame i damaged yet

thats about it

 

[Posh]

Chicken shite house.

Place is full of chickens.

Happy b@@@@@ks house

HAPPY. From the tv series only when I laugh.

 

[Diwrnach]

All mine have nick names,

Flying house (this one is amazing for views and would be perfect for flying planes out of the back garden)

Cleaning lady,

Shy lady,

Dog man, (has his dog loose in the garden with a kennel, lovely dog but barks at you, last winddie refused to clean as he was scared)

etc, etc.

 

[Ant]

Like this thread!

A few of my customer nicknames -

Hoarder James with the manky frames.

Mrs Hello.

Lame Lesley.

Lovely Lesley.

Doug the teeth.

Soapbox Ron.

Jungle Boogie.

Christian from Eastenders (it's actually him)

 

[SolarPanelCleaning]

If we're on to nicknames, I have 'sultana corduroy guy' 'bad arm lady' 'angry cat woman' amongst others.

 

[cheapncheerful]

yeh cheapies problem is actually finding the house numbers etc....to er...right down

all have names if I snuff it wife aint got a clue what work I do...

did cat woman today....had to laugh...magazine on the settee....cat monthly ...well what else...

tomorrow doing baby and teacher...maybe nets ...and hens...yep...we all do it...:rofl:

I did right it all down for a week....I am trying honest...but once home..cheapies chair beckons..

 

[TolishAPurd]

i have a whole round called the 'end of march' round. it was named that since the early days when the woman that asked for a regular clean, decided 3 monthly was rwgular enoigh. i was fuming at the time but it has since become a nice little fill in job and has expanded into a whole day of three monthly work.

 

[Jacob]

The "****** lady who yelled at me for not knocking the door"

Every months she is due and i clean it first thing. When cleaned and shes not home i feel the day go om much better /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Ant]

Does anyone have stare at you blankly bloke? You know the one, you've been cleaning his windows for years but he still treats you like a complete stranger! He sees you cleaning his windows cos he's always in and then when you knock for the money he opens and stares at you blankly as if to say "Yes, Well what do you want"

I just stare back now with an equally blank expression! Getting a bit awkward

 

[adamangler]

I have one who keeps saying have you had your hair cut i thought someone else came last time.

i keep saying no

Unless shes paying 2 windys

 

[paulben]

Have a road used to call Basra rough as hell never left van unlocked for a second

 

[till]

We were having a think the other day and came up with

Happy Brian (miserable bu***r)

Smelly Kelly.

Old man with dog.

Mrs please get the spiders.

And my lad came up with triple F A .Wich stands for Fit From Far Away. We have a couple of lady customers who if you spotted in the street you would think they looked like a Milf. But close up not to good .

One looks like nanny macfee when she comes to the door to pay .

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[Jake]

Does anyone have stare at you blankly bloke? You know the one, you've been cleaning his windows for years but he still treats you like a complete stranger! He sees you cleaning his windows cos he's always in and then when you knock for the money he opens and stares at you blankly as if to say "Yes, Well what do you want"I just stare back now with an equally blank expression! Getting a bit awkward

Ha ha yeah! I know the one!!

He's a bit bone idle isn't he!

 

[Ant]

Ha ha yeah! I know the one!!
He's a bit bone idle isn't he!

Yep! And so very strange!