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you know your a window cleaner when...

Jake

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.... you start to spend more time browsing poles and squeegees than anything else..

add your sentance based on your experience guys and girls..

 
You know you're a window cleaner when you are out scrubbing glass in a monsoon rather than being at home in the dry with a nice hot cuppa

 
When your wife moans cos you're on "that bloody forum again talking about squeegees"

 
When you're wife offers you a cuppa when you get home. And you say no thanks just had a cup with Mrs so and so from the last call of the day.

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When i don't recognise any numbers in my text history and the only message is " your windows are due to be cleaned

Please leave your gate unlocked tomorrow "

 
Only been wfp for just over a month and already sick of them..at least my squeegee never got tangled

 
Was trad 26 years..look at what I've been missing all this time..never had it so easy lol

 
I know what you mean daveyboy. Sometimes as I'm using the pole I imagine doing the same house off the ladders. Nothing wrong with trad, just a lot more work

 
When your Mrs offers it up on a plate and you say "Sorry luv, I've got a lot booked in tomorrow, do you mind if I just crack on by myself?"

 
Yeah Steve..i totally agree and i still trad a few bottoms when i get the urge as i think tradding well with no detailing os very therapeutic in a way

The thing is once the wfp is out to do the tops i can't bring myself to put it away and then get the trad tools out..easier just to whip over the bottoms with me pole

 
When your driving around and see a girl with short skirt on and your too busy looking at the dirty windows and gutters behind her to notice :eek:

 
Thought about full carbon yet @daveyboy1? You'll love it even more :thumbsup:
Soon mate but sorting a van first..luckily i go to gym regularly so a heavier glass pole isn't much of an issue except i tend to only extend half of the first 2 sections when possible to stiffen them up..townhouses are a bit bendy up that high

When your driving around and see a girl with short skirt on and your too busy looking at the dirty windows and gutters behind her to notice :eek:
I will never be looking at windows when short skirts are about..possibility of seeing a growler or looking at dirty glass..let me think about it a second

 
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