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Who's a film buff

haven't seen that a long time remember bits of it mad b+w if i remember a creature baby
Industrial paranoid darkness

I quite like Chevy Chase films too. Everything balances out.

 
For the uneducated go and watch the essential Gene Wilder trilogy:

Blazing Saddles:




[the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head]

Bart: [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the ni***r gets it!

Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.

Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!

Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this ni***r's head all over this town!

Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!

[Townspeople drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station]

Harriet Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?

Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed!

Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!

Bart: [low voice] Shut up!

[bart places his hand over his own mouth, then drags himself through the door into his office]

Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented!

[looks into the camera]

Bart: And they are so *dumb*!

See no evil hear no evil:

Dave: Don't we get a last request?

Eve: What would you like?

Dave: Would you scratch my nose for me?

[Eve scratches his nose with a coin and then kisses him]

Dave: You're a very sick woman.

Eve: Thank you. Mr Karew, what would you you like?

Wally: I suppose a **** is out of the question.

Eve: I'm afraid so.

Stir Crazy:




Harry: Geez, what's wrong with him?

Young Man in Hospital: Oh that's Johnson. He's on a hunger strike so they are force-feeding him to keep him alive.

Harry: At least there's some humanity here.

Young Man in Hospital: They're going to electrocute him next week.

The last two have the added bonus of starring the master of comedy Richard Prior.

 
Richard pryor is pure genius

Too many good films to name

Eddie murphys original stand up shows raw and delirious were basically just a rip off of his shows

 
Any one seen the trailer for the new rise of the footsoldier?

I've read the book and seen the original Essex boys so I'm guessing part 2 is fictional?

 
Just wait one cotton picking minute! How has Quadrophenia not got a mention yet? It's one of the Ace Faces of British films.

 
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