Let's lighten things up

[Eviestevie]

Just a lately seems little serious on here so let's have a laugh and bit of banter

So what's the funniest thing you've ever seen while cleaning windows!

Mine was when I was cleaning a estate, across the road were 2 ova windies havin a massive arguement,one was up the ladder the other at the end of the drive,don't not what was said but the windie at the end of the drive launched the bucket at light speed at the windie up the ladder who ducked it and it smashed straight through the window but coz it was leaded and it stuck smack bang in the middle of the glass

The windie was down the ladder in a flash a scuffle broke out blades,mops flying everywhere and then rolling round for 5 min trying to choke each over out!

Me and my lad was crying all day

The next day we went to finish the estate and had to have a look and low and behold the windies are putting a pain of glass in together lol

I actually clean that house now and she said when we started,you won't break any windows will you the last window cleaner put is ladder on glass by accident!!!

If only she new!

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Just a lately seems little serious on here so let's have a laugh and bit of banter

Seriously? You must be kidding!!

 

[Eviestevie]

Seriously? You must be kidding!!

The story or the thread lol

 

[Eviestevie]

Come on lads you must have some funny story's /emoticons/smile.png

 

[armagh27]

I seen a double ended black mamba strap on on a bed.the wife must have relised I'd seen it as I got a phone call the next day to say they didn't need my services anymore

 

[Eviestevie]

I seen a double ended black mamba strap on on a bed.the wife must have relised I'd seen it as I got a phone call the next day to say they didn't need my services anymore

Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!:hehehe:

 

[Eviestevie]

Seriously? You must be kidding!!

Nothing wrong with a bit of light hearted banter! Confessions of a window cleaner and all that.

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Nothing wrong with a bit of light hearted banter! Confessions of a window cleaner and all that.

Confess? You'll never make me talk!

 

[Eviestevie]

Confess? You'll never make me talk!

Come on green talk to us!

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Oh ok.

It was my very first day, very first job working for another window cleaner.

I went up ladder, over railings onto balcony.

Want to impress boss so total focus on two full length glass doors in front.

We all know as a window cleaner you see the glass not the insides.

Well all of a sudden hysterical laughter draws my attentative gaze from the glass into the room.

What can only be described as Nora Batty riding Uncle Albert rolls off the sofa, bits bouncing every where and legs it for another room.

So first job first day i'm left trying to recall do i squeegee or applicate first?

 

[Eviestevie]

I'd have applicated first block the view out!

 

[TolishAPurd]

I seen a double ended black mamba strap on on a bed.the wife must have relised I'd seen it as I got a phone call the next day to say they didn't need my services anymore

"I understand, you must be really strapped for cash to cancel me".

 

[TolishAPurd]

No stories from me that I can recall, I think I need to get up that ladder a bit quicker.

 

[Eviestevie]

No stories from me that I can recall, I think I need to get up that ladder a bit quicker.

Ladder mitts mate since using them I've seen all sorts mostly horrid sights tho off men

 

[steve garwood]

I saw a white dog turd last week

 

[Posh]

Went to clean a house once & left my bucket at the front by the bin. When I came round to the front the bucket had gone.

The dust men had been round & dumped my bucket in the lorry.

Another time a lady said shed leave the money out in a plastic bag. My mate who was working with me went to the front door where there was a bag. He picked it up & said this is it but its all sqishy. She'd just been out with the dog & he'd put the :turd: bag in his pocket.

God I was crying.

 

[Dave B]

I saw a white dog turd last week

That's a rare sight nowadays

Not so much bone in the dogfood

 

[Dave B]

@Posh she must have been a sh1t tipper

 

[steve garwood]

That's a rare sight nowadays Not so much bone in the dogfood

Thanks daveyboy. I will sleep soundly knowing that