Celebs Who Twist Your Melon

[simon]

Callum best, Sharon Osbourne, Allan car, mark lawrenson, Lynn Bowles, nick grimshure, Jeremy Kyle, babara Windsor, Danny pr1ck dyer, pippa Middleton and anyone else who is famous by association. Bianca Gascoigne etc

i'm so relieved i thought i was the only person in england to hate barbara windsor

 

[simon]

steve wright, at one time he was a ground breaking quality dj now he's a boring **** licking middle class **** & he's aged just as many years as i have

 

[steve garwood]

i'm so relieved i thought i was the only person in england to hate barbara windsor

I clean the windows of the author who wrote her book (robin mcgibbon). He also did the autobiographys of mick Hucknall and Charlie kray. Anyway, when the book came out, Barbara Windsor organized a book signing agent in waterstones in Bromley and didn't even have the courtesy to tell him! He told me that the chirpy cockney sparrow persona she does is all bol1ocks, and she's the most awkward person he's ever had to deal with

 

[Posh]

**** actress to

 

[TolishAPurd]

I clean the windows of the author who wrote her book (robin mcgibbon). He also did the autobiographys of mick Hucknall and Charlie kray. Anyway, when the book came out, Barbara Windsor organized a book signing agent in waterstones in Bromley and didn't even have the courtesy to tell him! He told me that the chirpy cockney sparrow persona she does is all bol1ocks, and she's the most awkward person he's ever had to deal with

I bet this is true with so many 'celebs'. One of my customers works with that bald comedian off 'mock the week, Andy parsons. And she said he's a really nasty piece of work. I wouldn't think that in a million years, seems a great bloke, so how true it is I don't know.

 

[unit]

Danny dyer I hate you Danny ahhhhh

 

[Dave B]

Danny dyer makes me laugh cos he is such a muppet

We need people like that to laugh at

When we were kids there was always the one who thought he was funny but was the butt of everyones jokes

 

[steve garwood]

Danny dyer I hate you Danny ahhhhh

Couldn't agree more. Myself and all of my family are Londoners (Lambeth and Peckham) and none of us or our friends speak as fake as him. He makes me cringe, west ham to$ser

 

[Dave B]

I'm a west londoner..ladbroke grove/portabello road way where we speak proper not like you lot

 

[steve garwood]

I'm a west londoner..ladbroke grove/portabello road way where we speak proper not like you lot

Don't even consider that London /emoticons/wink.png

 

[Tuffers]

'Ge arrrrt' WTF is that all about . Is it too hard to say 'get out'?

 

[Markyboy 50]

Jamie Oliver

 

[Posh]

Danny dyer

Can't act

Talks false

Thinks he's someone he ain't

Perfect for crapenders

And east Londons best

True cockneys

Hackney boys

 

[steve garwood]

Janet horse porter, Chris moyles

 

[Posh]

That bloke out of I think s club 7

His name was H

What a paper hat he was

 

[Tuffers]

Jeremy Bile

Phillip Schofield (like :turd: in a field)

Hugh Grant (wet lettuce)

 

[Dave B]

Ackney @Posh

Didn't think you lot knew what an h was

 

[Markyboy 50]

Ackney @PoshDidn't think you lot knew what an h was

H? Weren't he in s club 7? According to @Posh

 

[unit]

Think it was steps

 

[Posh]

I'm a posh east ender

Was taught to pronounce my atches

 

[Dave B]

Phonetically the letter h doesn't have a h it's aitch lol you wouldn't say haitch to say the letter