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Well that was stupid.

Eddie dragon

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Standing beside the van chatting to a passing m8. Customer brought out a brew, lovely I thought and balanced it on the open van door. Few mins later m8 wonders off. I turned around and pushed the door closed. Coffee was still balanced on door. Had to sit on Trad pouch all day as seat soaking. What's the daftest thing you all done?

 
What ever, the list is endless, but trying to jump a tree on my bmx when I was 13 is pretty high on the list. :rofl:...

The tree was only small, maybe 10 foot, I probably got about 2 foot of the ground.

What a T¥@t....

 
******* around when I was a kid on skateboard me and my pal decided we would make a finish line out of pebbles from the driveway 5 min later I won that race and a trip to miner injuries to get 1 of them pebbles dug out of my chin 20 years later shaving looking at that scar thinking what a donut

 
Whilst cleaning windows today, I was standing on the road and wondered where all the water was coming from running past me, aaaarrrrrggggghhhh, its me filling up a barrel from my tank for backpack, river of pure water:gush:

 
Blading a low window next to a front door. Stood up and nearly knocked myself out on a rather large hanging basket. Not only that it was one of those that has a built in basin for holding water. So drowned myself into the bargain too. What would have topped it off would have been if the customer had opened the door at that moment. Fortunately for me no one was in.

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Was working with this guy a few weeks back. We could hear running water.

Went to back of van and his backpack was on its side pouring out water.

He looked at both the backpacks and said.

"I dunno which one is leaking, is it my one?"

I was like yeah......the one on it's side with water pishing out the lid /emoticons/biggrin.png

 
****** my pants a couple of times when trying to wee in a bucket in back of van.
true story
Nearly ****** myself a couple of times while working, planned to take one in a certain garden the other week as there always out, got there shes bloody in! Had to go behind her gate and wash it down with some pure /emoticons/smile.png

 
Many moons ago whist on a lads holiday at butlins, Bognor Regis, got a bit lashed up and one of my mates says, here Steve, have a sniff of this, and hands me a small bottle.

Just to give it the big un, I sniffed virtually the whole contents. It was amil nitrates!

My head started spinning and as I turned around to speak, my bowels opened and set a tidal wave of cr*p pouring down my legs. All this whist standing in the middle of the pub. Didn't manage to pull that night for some reason /emoticons/sad.png

 
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