Due to an outbreak of double yellow lines where I live, I now have to use a parking bay which is under a canopy of trees. I had been warned about the problem of bird poo but OMG this morning I had 15 saucer size **** on the windscreen, 3 on the offside door and window, 2 on the door handle, 6 on the roof and 2 dinner plate size ones on the bonnet.
I think I just might park on the double yellows instead.
I think I just might park on the double yellows instead.