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Confessions Of A Window Cleaner

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Last Summer I went to a house and started to clean the windows. It was a very hot day. I cleaned the front and as I made my way round the back a thought crossed my mind. In the past the woman, who lives on her own has been sunbathing on the patio. I walked round very quietly, the dog didn't suss me, which he usually does. To my surprise she wasn't sunbathing in her usual way. She was in the buff! I had a quick gander and got a sight of her fluffy minge and her melons. What do I do now I thought? Do I carry on as normal or make a noise so she can leg it in the house? I decided to make a noise to save her embarrassment. She picked up her clothes and ran in the house. I didn't get paid after. Oh and she's in her mid 60's haha.

You lot got any stories?

 
Same thing happened to me but she was deaf so I had to go over and tap her on the shoulder to move her deck chair so I could put the ladder up.. She was only 18 /emoticons/smile.png

 
Same thing happened to me but she was deaf so I had to go over and tap her on the shoulder to move her deck chair so I could put the ladder up.. She was only 18 /emoticons/smile.png
That's wierd :huh: ...

Same thing happened to me, but she was not only deaf, she was also blind.

So instead of disturbing her, I pulled up a chair and had a quick tug....then got on with my work.....wasn't bothered how old she was :lol: :lol:.

 
Went to collect money one night - knocked the girls door and she shouted out of upstairs window I'll be down in a sec just got out of shower. She opened door wrapped in a towel - went to pass me the money and realised she didn't have enough hands /emoticons/biggrin.png towel on the floor lol

 
Went to collect money one night - knocked the girls door and she shouted out of upstairs window I'll be down in a sec just got out of shower. She opened door wrapped in a towel - went to pass me the money and realised she didn't have enough hands /emoticons/biggrin.png towel on the floor lol
Lmao then wat ? /emoticons/tongue.png lol

 
Lmao then wat ? /emoticons/tongue.png lol
He closed his eyes, turned around and went to his next job /emoticons/tongue.png .

Me....I would have had an instant lob-on...she would've noticed and invited me in...and that's where I'd be all day /emoticons/smile.png ......next job tomorrow /emoticons/biggrin.png .

 
came across an irishwoman pulling on her bra.

she must be 70 or 80 ,she roared with laughter too

 
Said to one of my Custies today (very fit) what did you do for New Year Eve. She said she went to a mates house in fancy dress - she went in a schoolgirl uniform :wub:

I said don't distract me from my work please lol so she proceeded to show me pics on her phone of the party and was giggling while she was doing it. I was struggling to clean her windows after that /emoticons/biggrin.png she's in her early 20's and lives on her own :wub:

 
Matty H, on 04 Jan 2013 - 23:10, said:

Went to collect money one night - knocked the girls door and she shouted out of upstairs window I'll be down in a sec just got out of shower. She opened door wrapped in a towel - went to pass me the money and realised she didn't have enough hands towel on the floor lol

They Call Me H:

Lmao then wat ? lol
She turned around, bent over and said are you sure the £7 is enough /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

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