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Fed up of being honey potted!!!!

Damo

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Must have happened a good 5-10 times last year.

Scenario.

Really good looking girl/woman (model material) wants a quote. We are talking proper fit here, not just an 8 or 9. a 10!

Its about a £12/14 house, i go in at £10 to make sure i secure it /emoticons/wink.png

Can of coke on first clean, she drops £10 on floor revealing thong.

Then that's it! Never catch her in again, always the other half who is miserable and wont even open the gate lmfao.

lesson learned. Quote with your head and not ya /emoticons/wink.png

 
LMAO, never a truer word spoken.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

It'll be 10 years before you see her next by which time she would have s**t out 10 kids and eating doughnuts by the dozen.:thumbsdown:

...on the bright side it'll stay in the bank for a good while.:thumbsup:

 
Saw one today and was praying she wanted a quote.

Hair bunched up, big geeky glasses, baggy gym top to cover up her *Ahem* and then she walked past OMG. She deffo does squats. Nicest rear i have seen ever! I actually think it was fake lol It was huge put perfect!

I was stood by my van polishing my number plate /emoticons/wink.png :whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle: B1G WFP /emoticons/wink.png

 
Saw one today and was praying she wanted a quote.
Hair bunched up, big geeky glasses, baggy gym top to cover up her *Ahem* and then she walked past OMG. She deffo does squats. Nicest rear i have seen ever! I actually think it was fake lol It was huge put perfect!

I was stood by my van polishing my number plate /emoticons/wink.png :whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle: B1G WFP /emoticons/wink.png
Sounds like my little lady /emoticons/biggrin.png

 
ha yeh, i got a house last year off facebook - this girl was hottttttt as hell.

anyway after 3 months of cleaning and never catching her in and getting a buzz off her sweet text replys to my reminders i finally found out the truth- this wasnt her house it was her boyfriends, she lived no where near and it was his number who i was texting. he was one of those how the **** has he pulled her jobs which ****** me off as weel.... he cancelled the cleans not long after and my love affair was no more

 
A fit piece showed me her tiger tatoo on her belly a couple of months back and as she pulled her shorts down slightly, I just copped a flash of the top of her pubes. Still sends me into a bit of a frenzy

 
I give better rates once I have seen their bedroom...

Have a great one on my round (although it is somebody I knew from before window cleans) if the 8 inch toy aint on the window ledge don't knock on.

BF works funny shifts /emoticons/wink.png

 
Pubes Steve!!

I thought they all shaved em off nowadays

Not like the big monsters when we were young

 
Full muffs are a no go for me! Neatly trimmed or like my lady's fully waxed off /emoticons/smile.png

 

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