Hmmmm not quite window cleaning but....its money for...

[cheapncheerful]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2795420/would-money-poo-collection-bank-pays-40-sample-use-fight-against-superbugs.html

do you think it will catch on...

drat...im too old...seems nobody wants my:turd:

 

[Shiny]

Lol, that is so funny cnc, where did you find that one..???

Well Ive found these days I tend to sh!t in litres...especially after a night on the ale..so I wonder what their paying per litre...lol

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[Dave B]

Healthy stools are given to patients in form of faecal transplant

What the **** does that mean

Take your sh1t out and stick someone elses up your arris??

 

[Natty1972]

:turd::turd:Chocolate buns Yum yum

 

[mrtaytay]

Looks like the uk has a shortage of sperm doners:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-28061263

I wouldnt mind giving a regular donation, particularly if Nursy helps you with the extraction process!

 

[norm]

lot of male nurses in n.h.s and ya dont get a choice @mrtaytay :laugh:

 

[norm]

probably not n.h.s though :thumbsup:

they would be doing the :turd: thing cus government doesnt give a :turd: about it

 

[Dave B]

I would be a sperm doner as long as i could deliver it to the customer direct

Cut out the middle man

 

[norm]

ya might get a daddy-daddy situation @daveyboy1

 

[Diwrnach]

The faecal implants currently are given to the stomach through a tube in your nose, but they are now giving them tablets.

Helps with a bug that in the US kills a lot of people, seems this is a very reliable treatment.

 

[Tuffers]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2795420/would-money-poo-collection-bank-pays-40-sample-use-fight-against-superbugs.html
do you think it will catch on...

drat...im too old...seems nobody wants my:turd:

No :turd: Sherlock /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[mrtaytay]

lot of male nurses in n.h.s and ya dont get a choice @mrtaytay :laugh:

Thats a shame norm, because I have so much to donate.....only to a naughty lady nurse though

 

[norm]

Thats a shame norm, because I have so much to donate.....only to a naughty lady nurse though

your a very generous guy when it comes to you helping out in these things mrtaytay

 

[mrtaytay]

your a very generous guy when it comes to you helping out in these things mrtaytay

I do like to give norm

 

[Dave B]

Better than receiving..ouch

 

[norm]

:iagree: first time iv used this one

 

[norm]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2795420/would-money-poo-collection-bank-pays-40-sample-use-fight-against-superbugs.html
do you think it will catch on...

drat...im too old...seems nobody wants my:turd:

at least ya got ya :turd: together :thumbsup:

 

[cheapncheerful]

mind you.....i swear by the yogurt type drinks with added bacteria....and i know where that bacteria came from....

it stops my heartburn dead...