Last Summer I went to a house and started to clean the windows. It was a very hot day. I cleaned the front and as I made my way round the back a thought crossed my mind. In the past the woman, who lives on her own has been sunbathing on the patio. I walked round very quietly, the dog didn't suss me, which he usually does. To my surprise she wasn't sunbathing in her usual way. She was in the buff! I had a quick gander and got a sight of her fluffy minge and her melons. What do I do now I thought? Do I carry on as normal or make a noise so she can leg it in the house? I decided to make a noise to save her embarrassment. She picked up her clothes and ran in the house. I didn't get paid after. Oh and she's in her mid 60's haha. You lot got any stories?