Where do you get your Magic sponge from?

[norm]

Too much sun norm? :rofl:

yeah my baldy spot got burnt today

 

[norm]

Too much beer methinks
I just cleaned the offy windows this evening in return for a few beers

Perfect deal

bartering is good :thumbsup:

 

[Dave B]

I could have a good day once a month as i do the local offy, hairdressers, kebab, chippy and funeral directors. .the only one i don't have now in that place is the co op

All within 2 minutes walk with my pole and bucket

 

[norm]

eh id leave funeral directors a straight cash job @daveyboy1

 

[davewindowcleaner]

I still have loads left from my orderRemember to order the good ones not the ropey ones

How can you tell which is the good one?

 

[Tuffers]

How can you tell which is the good one?

Don't buy the ones that look slightly blue. They're :turd:

 

[Tuffers]

eh id leave funeral directors a straight cash job @daveyboy1

Working as a funeral director is a dieing trade.

 

[Dave B]

It's certainly a dead end job

 

[Smurf]

As a funeral director, I take every chance I get to tie the shoe laces together of the deceased.

Because if there was ever a zombie apocalypse, it would be fcuking hilarious

 

[Smurf]

My gran died last week. The funeral director said, "bury her with something she liked."

As the coffin lowered into the ground, all we could hear was grandad shouting for help.

 

[Smurf]

One thing I've learnt as a funeral director is that life is priceless.

Death on the other hand is about 7 grand.

 

[norm]

the last man to let you down