I Keep Getting Phone Calls From India & USA.

[Tuffers]

Ring ring, ring ring. Hello I want to speak to Brian. Now, for a start my name ain't freekin Brian. I used to tell them they had the wrong number. Well last week I was parked up and my phone goes, some Indian woman asks for Brian. So this time I go along with it as I want to know why they are calling me from abroad asking for Brian. So I tell her yes this is Brian. Hello Brian, we have a special offer on at the moment. Fire away I say. Well Brian, you can have an extra 30 Viagra pills for 50% off. I nearly chocked on me sarnie. So, I decided to go along with it. Yes I'll take you up on the offer please. Can I confirm your address is blah blah blah London W1. Yes it is. How would you like to pay today Brian? Just bung it on my normal card please. We don't have your card details Brian. Good job cuz I ain't freekin Brian, tara.

Had a yank phone me asking for Brian today too

 

[norm]

nice one Brian :thumbsup:

eh Tuffers :laugh:

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Is that really anyway to treat your family? They're calling long distance, possibly just worried and making sure you you survived the great benefits pilgrimage after all the horror stories they hear about the refugee boats in the Mediterranean. /emoticons/tongue.png/emoticons/wink.png

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

On a serious note, it's not phone calls it's mail, at least once a month I get junk mail through my door to 'Mr B J Seamen'

I mean come on!! Really?!?

 

[steve garwood]

Have you had plenty of use of your viagra Brian? /emoticons/wink.png

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Have you had plenty of use of your viagra Brian? /emoticons/wink.png

He ads it after the RO and DI and it keeps his poles nice and stiff. /emoticons/tongue.png

 

[Tuffers]

Is that really anyway to treat your family? They're calling long distance, possibly just worried and making sure you you survived the great benefits pilgrimage after all the horror stories they hear about the refugee boats in the Mediterranean. /emoticons/tongue.png/emoticons/wink.png

:fubar:

Have you had plenty of use of your viagra Brian? /emoticons/wink.png

Who is this @Brian?

 

[steve garwood]

:fubar:

Who is this @Brian?

Don't know why you don't use your real name Brian. Its so much better than than the awful tuffers /emoticons/biggrin.png