chip shop made me laugh

[slipknot]

so was in the chip shop the other day and explained im a window cleaner but gonna be starting my own round up this way bla bla bla and he said how much to do my windows, and i said its only 2 windows so 10 min job so i said £4

and he goes is that for insides as well /emoticons/laugh.png haha you must be kidding. the cheek of some. i felt like saying does that mean i get free chips

 

[steve garwood]

I went into the chip shop yesterday holding a live cod under my arm. I said to the shop assistant"do you sell fishcakes?"

"of course" she replied

"good" I said "cause its his birthday" /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Dave B]

My local chippy i do for nothing (2 windows and door

He puts my leaflet in the window and i don't usually pay for my food

Admittedly i only go there every few weeks but i don't put my hand in my pocket and that is for food for 3 of us (i don't take liberties though)

I do the offy a few doors down and the indian off the back of that also as they saw me working and asked me

 

[Cghwindowcleaning]

To be honest it's a fair question.

every chip shop or restaurant I have ever cleaned has in and out as standard on every visit.

No point just doing outs as the insides will usually be worse.

 

[4Weekly]

i clean the windows of someone who owns 2 chip shops. his windows come under some cleaning company on the land he rents for his shops so i cant do them, but i still get free chips.

 

[Part Timer]

I do the Indian Restaurant I eat in, £40 for inside and out and takes me 45 mins, knocks it off my bill.

 

[steve garwood]

I do the Indian Restaurant I eat in, £40 for inside and out and takes me 45 mins, knocks it off my bill.

I hope you clean the whole window and don't miss the kormas /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Duncs]

love a Indian

nice and hot

as long as she has"int got hairy armpits

 

[4Weekly]

love a Indiannice and hot

as long as she has"int got hairy armpits

lol my mrs is indian, well not my mrs. just some bird i have fun with lol

 

[Duncs]

lol my mrs is indian, well not my mrs. just some bird i have fun with lol

gd at putting my foot in it

as long as your having loads of fun canny beat it

 

[Duncs]

how is the ginger lion tonight

 

[Duncs]

how is the ginger lion tonight

 

[steve garwood]

how is the ginger lion tonight

Still living the dream, hows yourself?

 

[Duncs]

you canny get better than living the dream

all well here at moment prity mild

later starts and early finishes makes nice change

xmas tips are coming in too

 

[4Weekly]

only tips i get are lower ya prices lol.

 

[Leeds]

I do the Indian Restaurant I eat in, £40 for inside and out and takes me 45 mins, knocks it off my bill.

you're giving him £40 of service, he's not giving you £40 of food.

 

[4Weekly]

had a tip today of a massive £6 happy days.

 

[Duncs]

tips at moment are sitting at £35

 

[4Weekly]

tips at moment are sitting at £35

mines at £6, a giant ferrero rocher ( im vegan ) and a tip of lower my prices coz old andy up the road quoted her when door knocking £7 and i charge her £12.