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mark m

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While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her passed out on the floor. I began to panic, I had no idea what to do.

Then I remembered Tesco do an all-day breakfast for £3.99.

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A man has been caught masturbating in a newsagents

Apparently its all over the Newspapers !

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Two dyslexics in a car

One says ' Can you smell petrol ?'

The other replies

'feck off, I cant even smell my own name'

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Smooth talking chap

'Is that a ladder in your stocking or is it a stairway to heaven?'

Girl replies

'Yes it is a stairway to heaven....but I have

already got a tw@t at the top of it, so sod off !'

 

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