While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her passed out on the floor. I began to panic, I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered Tesco do an all-day breakfast for £3.99.
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A man has been caught masturbating in a newsagents
Apparently its all over the Newspapers !
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Two dyslexics in a car
One says ' Can you smell petrol ?'
The other replies
'feck off, I cant even smell my own name'
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Smooth talking chap
'Is that a ladder in your stocking or is it a stairway to heaven?'
Girl replies
'Yes it is a stairway to heaven....but I have
already got a tw@t at the top of it, so sod off !'
Then I remembered Tesco do an all-day breakfast for £3.99.
*****
A man has been caught masturbating in a newsagents
Apparently its all over the Newspapers !
*****
Two dyslexics in a car
One says ' Can you smell petrol ?'
The other replies
'feck off, I cant even smell my own name'
****
Smooth talking chap
'Is that a ladder in your stocking or is it a stairway to heaven?'
Girl replies
'Yes it is a stairway to heaven....but I have
already got a tw@t at the top of it, so sod off !'