Drunk text from customer

[Calum Jennings]

so I woke up this morning to find a text from a new customer. I don't know what she was up to at 2am...View attachment 6159

 

[Markyboy 50]

Is she a milf :specs

 

[Trev81]

Sounds like a flirt to me! Defo a keeper /emoticons/wink.png

 

[Calum Jennings]

Haha, nah, she's too old for me

 

[steve garwood]

Haha, nah, she's too old for me

Lube

 

[Markyboy 50]

Haha, nah, she's too old for me

How old is she approx??

 

[adamangler]

Youve somehow turned an innocent accident of a text message into some sort of drunken flirtation and invitation for sex?

predator.

 

[Markyboy 50]

Lol lol lol. Game on I say :hehehe:

 

[adamangler]

If hes that bad at reading signals there could be a potential rape case on the cards. id leave it Jwc before you get yourself into bother.

 

[Calum Jennings]

A bit far adamangler lol. She's probably late 60s

 

[Markyboy 50]

To old

 

[Calum Jennings]

Told ya haha

 

[Markyboy 50]

She's all yours Calum

 

[Calum Jennings]

Who said I wanted her? Lol

 

[Markyboy 50]

Ha ha. That's true :thumbsup:

 

[steve garwood]

60!! She's sounds bang on! Get stuck in :thumbsup:

 

[Lewis]

Too old, too bloody young I say

 

[Markyboy 50]

Too old, too bloody young I say

Is there an upper age limit then?

 

[steve garwood]

Is there an upper age limit then?

If you can open the gate you have the right of entrance:thumbsup:

 

[Markyboy 50]

If you can open the gate you have the right of entrance:thumbsup:

Front gate or back??

 

[steve garwood]

Nowt wrong with the older fluff. Who see dolly parton at Glastonbury? I would.