Hey guys, just wanted to share this story of a mad customer I cleaned just and hour a ago. I was cleaning the flat above hers and saw her in the window of her flat on the ground floor, she had a face like thunder and looked right through me when I waved, strange I thought! so I cleaned on regard less and went to collect. when she came to the door I did my usual: "Hello Janice" then out of now where she said: "DON'T YOU CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME, YOUR JUST A WINDOW CLEANER DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME, HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?! So I said sorry, what's the matter? YOU TRIED TO GET INTO MY FLAT THE LAST TIME YOU WHERE HERE! no I didn't... when?(thinking she thought I tried to break in and rob her! THE LAST TIME YOU WHERE HERE! Sorry Mrs baker(trying to be respectful now) if I've done something wrong please try and allow me to work it out... IT'S MISS BAKER! I'M NOT MARRIDED THANK YOU VERY MUCH, YOUR JUST A WINDOW CLEANER Miss barker when I cleaned your house last time I noticed a little water had got in and I wanted to dry it up for you. NO YOU DIDN'T YOU TRIED TO GET INTO MY HOUSE, YOU ONLY CLEAN THE OUTSIDE THAT'S ALL YOUR GOOD FOR! NOW HOW MUCH IS IT? It's £8 and THIS IT'S THE LAST TIME I'LL BE CLEANING YOUR HOUSE! The text doesn't do her anger justice she was livid and wouldn't give me a chance to explain myself, I was well shocked but glad I stood up for myself and told her I wouldn't be cleaning her gaff again! Got any crazy customer story guys?