Pee-ing thru a pipe

[boarcity]

today i was absolutely bustin, i knew nobody was home at the house i was cleanin so i peed in the centre of their lawn.will it kill the grass time will tell but it sure was a potent mix dont ask me why i chose the centre as i dont know, its like askin why throw stones.

anyhow i got to thinkin i better not start this habit . instead might be able to rig up a pipe+funnel in my van exiting thru van floor so i could pee without botherin anybody. years ago i recall in the small ads in papers they sold a "travel pee bottle" that i bleve had a funnel attached.

 

[Dave B]

If custy is out i tend to do it in the drain for the kitchen/bathroom pipe

No number 2s though

 

[Jimroot]

You're not alone boar city. When I've had driving jobs, sometimes a bottle is the only thing to hand, better hope it's a litre one. Even today, I wondered how I'd get away with a pipe in the car so it's probably a common thought.

I've always Liked an outdoor nature I guess, making the territory. You should probs do it on all your customers land.

 

[cheapncheerful]

ya could have signed your initials...

when you gotta go you gotta go...but ...beware these days the hidden cameras..

i went behind the garage today but it blew on the wall and its obvious so i dragged the barby closer to cover it up.....i try my best...and...i always flush afterwards...

it s a bloody pain getting through my boxers my thermals and my two pairs of jogging bottoms....it only just stretches over that lot..well i dont like to feel the cold.../emoticons/biggrin.png..

 

[TolishAPurd]

I have a couple of regular spots, its naughty but its a pain in the aris trying to find a toilet. 1 o clock is poo time though. If i had a big van I would definitely have a setup of some sort. On a similar note I always have a bog roll in the van- you never know.

 

[Jimroot]

I feel underdressed now.

Birmingham is now covered in about two inches of snow so not much outdoors work going on here tomorrow I doubt. Peeing in the snow might be one survival extraction method.

Just a hole drilled in the van floor tolish? Like on aeroplanes

 

[TolishAPurd]

Just a hole drilled in the van floor tolish? Like on aeroplanes /emoticons/smile.png

LOL, my 1 o clock customers might get a bit suspicious when they find a brown trout on there driveway once a month after I've been./emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Jimroot]

It's good enough for dogs afterall. Blame your invisible trusty hound who lives in the van while you work, guarding the kit. Not a bad idea....

 

[TolishAPurd]

It's good enough for dogs afterall. Blame your invisible trusty hound who lives in the van while you work, guarding the kit. Not a bad idea....

Good thinking mate. I'll make barking noises whenever I'm snipping one off.:thumbsup:

 

[Smurf]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Portable-Camping-Travel-Car-Toilet-Male-Mens-Urine-Urinal-Bottle-Pee-With-Lid-/261458890574?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Mobility_Disability_Medical_ET&hash=item3ce02a0f4e

Or for @shazzy692002 this one maybe

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unisex-Male-Female-Urinal-Bottle-Travel-Living-Aid-Camping-****-Pee-Wee-Aid-/271668048004?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Mobility_Disability_Medical_ET&hash=item3f40ad7084

 

[stuvy]

I used to race kit cars and had one of these in our race shuttle. Gonna get one for my next van as iv got a healthy bowl and sometimes after a curry need a loo close to hand lol

http://www.cnfoutdoors.co.uk/thetford-porta-potti-qube-165?gclid=CjwKEAiAodOlBRDCjr-UlJDjtVUSJABR7fxyfAO5jl05nvS8uxNNRTDx3Nmt046RuSqubsxM4pNMhhoC4VTw_wcB

 

[TolishAPurd]

....might of known smurf would have one.

Probably fitted with an ankalad. /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Jimroot]

Stick Unger or gardiner on the side and flog them for twice the price

 

[Jimroot]

Definitely want to 'stand off' during proceedings while the dogs yapping in the van

 

[Bingo]

....might of known smurf would have one.

Smurf just likes to let it flow....said he's been using these since childhood and can't see any reason to stop wearing them.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Molicare-Soft-Super-Medium-Pack-of-28/111257715723?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D27676%26meid%3D584c5a704ddd41fda9eccc056aa67cbf%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D141326576420&rt=nc

 

[boarcity]

You're not alone boar city. When I've had driving jobs, sometimes a bottle is the only thing to hand, better hope it's a litre one. Even today, I wondered how I'd get away with a pipe in the car so it's probably a common thought.
I've always Liked an outdoor nature I guess, making the territory. You should probs do it on all your customers land.

marking the territory hmm , jim ,by jove youv got it, thats it, the primeval urge . but how do u mark the houses on the high street ?.without being seen by the shoppers walkin by?. im thinkin could make a special pi tube that you lay out on the pavement , while you fill it with a litre of the yellow from the comfort of the drivers seat.

within a few months the whole round /could be /would be absolutely reeking of the stuff

 

[Jimroot]

I think a modified tolish hole, a pipe on under turret, ready to spray the High St in direction of ones choosing. Other Windie be gone!