fatwallet
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Back in the old days... up and down the ladder you would on occasion cop an eyeful. We've all seen it- Mrs smith just getting out the shower, The lady at No 10 always late for work and running around with only her bra and pantys or Graham the retired civil servant watching adult films with his trousers around his ankles !! ( don't ask, I still have flash backs).
Anyway,cut to the chase. I pull up outside 107b, look up and just catch a glimpse of Mrs Glynne. We exchange eye contact. So she knows my van,its sign written so its recognizable to her.I work my way round to the back of the property, hoping for the offer of a cuppa and a chat as you do.
The last window,a patio door and theres an almighty shriek " Oh my god,you scared me to death". There was Mrs Glynne in the kitchen with what can only be discribed as a hand towel covering the front of her. " Oh it's you,i didn't hear you arrive" She smiled, turned and ran out the kitchen,nothing covering her behind and what an amazing sight that was!
So, giving the window cleaner a cheap thrill was defo on her agenda that morning and thankfully 'The Perks of the Job' are still out there!
CANT WAIT FOR NEXT MONTH
Anyway,cut to the chase. I pull up outside 107b, look up and just catch a glimpse of Mrs Glynne. We exchange eye contact. So she knows my van,its sign written so its recognizable to her.I work my way round to the back of the property, hoping for the offer of a cuppa and a chat as you do.
The last window,a patio door and theres an almighty shriek " Oh my god,you scared me to death". There was Mrs Glynne in the kitchen with what can only be discribed as a hand towel covering the front of her. " Oh it's you,i didn't hear you arrive" She smiled, turned and ran out the kitchen,nothing covering her behind and what an amazing sight that was!
So, giving the window cleaner a cheap thrill was defo on her agenda that morning and thankfully 'The Perks of the Job' are still out there!
CANT WAIT FOR NEXT MONTH