Imagine...

[TolishAPurd]

Imagine a world where the minimum price for a window clean was £60 no matter how small the the house. And every window cleaner played the game.

Discuss. /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Tuffers]

We'd all be out of a job. Err shall we have Sky TV or clean windows darling? Err, clean windows please bunnykins.

 

[Shiny]

Imagine a world where the minimum price for a window clean was £60 no matter how small the the house. And every window cleaner played the game.
Discuss. /emoticons/biggrin.png

What you smoking tonight Tolish....!!!!arty:

 

[TolishAPurd]

We'd all be out of a job. Err shall we have Sky TV or clean windows darling? Err, clean windows please bunnykins.

Or imagine that instead of having monthly window cleans at a tenner, instead they had them done once every 6 months? Meaning you would only have to do a few houses a day to earn a good wedge.

Mind = blown.

 

[abs]

Some of lucky sods have £60 a fortnight housed already /emoticons/smile.png and only slightly larger than a average 4 bed

 

[Tuffers]

Or imagine that instead of having monthly window cleans at a tenner, instead they had them done once every 6 months? Meaning you would only have to do a few houses a day to earn a good wedge.
Mind = blown.

Defo on something :smoke:

 

[mrtaytay]

Maybe Ukip will have a window clean minimum charge policy tolish./emoticons/wink.png

 

[mrtaytay]

Stick to ale and wine tolish.

Is it still magic mushroom season?

 

[Duncs]

Some of lucky sods have £60 a fortnight housed already /emoticons/smile.png and only slightly larger than a average 4 bed

pure do you not think the customers would be sick of seeing you every fortnight

imagine sitting having your tea or quick one over the table with the mrs then bloody door goes " its the window cleaner was you not here last week "

 

[TolishAPurd]

Maybe Ukip will have a window clean minimum charge policy tolish./emoticons/wink.png

If they don't then maybe its something they should look into. lol

Defo on something :smoke:

I think its the paint fumes mate..

 

[Shiny]

Maybe Ukip will have a window clean minimum charge policy tolish./emoticons/wink.png

Lol yea but only on eu migrants houses...!!!

 

[TolishAPurd]

pure do you not think the customers would be sick of seeing you every fortnightimagine sitting having your tea or quick one over the table with the mrs then bloody door goes " its the window cleaner was you not here last week "

Some of lucky sods have £60 a fortnight housed already /emoticons/smile.png and only slightly larger than a average 4 bed

Lol, I can see this being a thread in the future../emoticons/biggrin.png

Month 3; "Can we have them cleaned monthly instead please?"

Month 6: "I reckon 2 monthly would be a bit better, as they just don't seem to be dirty".

Month 8: Erm ,my cat needs an operation,so can we give you a call when we need them doing next"?

Only messing pura /emoticons/wink.png Good work if you can get it mate.:thumbsup:

 

[Tuffers]

Lol, I can see this being a thread in the future../emoticons/biggrin.png
Month 3; "Can we have them cleaned monthly instead please?"

Month 6: "I reckon 2 monthly would be a bit better, as they just don't seem to be dirty".

Month 8: Erm ,my cat needs an operation,so can we give you a call when we need them doing next"?

Only messing pura /emoticons/wink.png Good work if you can get it mate.:thumbsup:

Kind of off topic, but I had one the other week say 'don't do mine today as the dogs will bark and we're looking after a friends dog too.' Like, WTF are you on woman!? The one dog is yappy little fecker who tries to bite the brush from the other side of the glass I wiggle the brush about to get the little sh1t to knock an ornament over. He's come close a few times /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[abs]

Well actually my big house Is a 8 bed but I can do it in 45 min, they have 2 cleans a month a small (just windows) and a large which is windows and cobweb removal at 110 , this property is 1 minute drive from me and I **** in love it ha ha /emoticons/smile.png

 

[abs]

Kind of off topic, but I had one the other week say 'don't do mine today as the dogs will bark and we're looking after a friends dog too.' Like, WTF are you on woman!? The one dog is yappy little fecker who tries to bite the brush from the other side of the glass I wiggle the brush about to get the little sh1t to knock an ornament over. He's come close a few times /emoticons/biggrin.png

I've a job that leaves a big upstairs window open and they is a vase with flowers I knock off every time I do the house , there never in so I slam that window evertime for my own sick amusement

 

[TolishAPurd]

I wiggle the brush about to get the little sh1t to knock an ornament over. He's come close a few times /emoticons/biggrin.png

I literally just pi$$ed myself.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[abs]

I literally just pi$$ed myself.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I'll fetch the mop

 

[TolishAPurd]

I'll fetch the mop

Don't do that! I've got my mop stood on its handle, dressed up in a nice frock. Shes my girlfriend for the night, and I'm hoping to get to second base./emoticons/wink.png

 

[Tuffers]

I've a job that leaves a big upstairs window open and they is a vase with flowers I knock off every time I do the house , there never in so I slam that window evertime for my own sick amusement

Quality :laugh: I lol at that /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Tuffers]

Don't do that! I've got my mop stood on its handle, dressed up in a nice frock. Shes my girlfriend for the night, and I'm hoping to get to second base./emoticons/wink.png

I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for the people having the paint job

We want pics of thongs on ya head TAP :thumbsup:

 

[TolishAPurd]

I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for the people having the paint job
We want pics of thongs on ya head TAP :thumbsup: