Email received earlier

[Tuffers]

Hi ***


U cum highly recommended to do my front & rear windows & a bit of bush trimming & general maintenance if you hav the time.I am living in ******** Drive,when can u cum around & look around?


Becky




I kid you not /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Gavin]

Ha ha really! She looking for some bush trimming ey!

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[mrtaytay]

Best put some clean undies on for that visit tuffers....sounds very interesting.

Let me know if she needs a second quote

 

[cheapncheerful]

you couldnt make that one up

 

[Smurf]

Only a man would read it that way. Shame on you /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[RiceRocket]

So she spells the big words correctly but not "come"

unless she really is dropping big hints

 

[mrtaytay]

Tuffers still hasnt logged in. He must be stuck in the ladys bush.

Cum and tell us all about it tuffers. Cum on!

 

[Smurf]

@Tuffers might still be looking for a bush trimmer for all we know or maybe mrs tuffers has got hold of his phone if that what they call it thesedays. /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[RiceRocket]

Tuffers still hasnt logged in. He must be stuck in the ladys bush.
Cum and tell us all about it tuffers. Cum on!

Haha :laugh:

 

[Smurf]

The last bush I had the pleasure of triming was for a 80 year old lady accross the road. Took no time to trim it down but spent hours putting the cuttings through a shredder then bagging it up to take to the tip as our coucil has stopped collecting garden waste now unless residents pay £45 per year extra for a green bin.

 

[Smurf]

To get a waste carriers lic from my local council costs nearly £190 per year too.

 

[Tuffers]

Sent her my number and she ain't been in touch. Maybe someone else has been and trimmed her bush? I'm still up for a bit of general maintenance though :rofl:

 

[mrtaytay]

@Tuffers might still be looking for a bush trimmer for all we know or maybe mrs tuffers has got hold of his phone if that what they call it thesedays. /emoticons/biggrin.png

Maybe lady tuffers has read this thread and she is tightening tuffers testicles around his neck as we speak

 

[mrtaytay]

Sent her my numbr and she ain't been in touch. Maybe someone else has been and trimmed her bush? I'm still up for a bit of general maintenance though :rofl:

Give her time tuffers and you will be licking her lilac bush Into shape in no time.

 

[UncleAlbert]

if she has an unruly bush, it will definately need trimming /emoticons/wink.png

 

[Tuffers]

if she has an unruly bush, it will definately need trimming /emoticons/wink.png

I'd get rid of the bush once and for all if I were her and leave just a bald patch where it was.

 

[cheapncheerful]

its catching the cat woman today asked me to trim her bush.....shes lovely once you manage to find the right eye to look into..:rofl:

 

[mrtaytay]

I'd get rid of the bush once and for all if I were her and leave just a bald patch where it was.

It would just need fertilising then