Keep Your Wives, Girlfriends Away!

[MikeJP]

50 Shades of Grey. Some of you may have heard of it recently??? If you haven't, then your lucky. Your missus probably hasn't got a hold of a copy of this bloody book yet!!

Try and keep it this way. /emoticons/wink.png

I swear ive been replaced by this book! :angry: :angry: :angry: Women everywhere keep raving on about it.

She sent me on a massive treck yesterday to pick up the 3rd installment. Its amazing how many Tesco stores can sell out of one particular book so quickly. Theres an afternoon I wont see again!!

Those of you still reading this that are thinking "wtf is he on about" then ask your missus or lady friends about it. (if you dare)

So I just thought i'd post this to see if anyone else on here was widowed by this book aswell?

Anyway, rant over.

Mike

 

[All Round Cleaning]

yer m8 i dloaded all 3 for my mrs and she's been glued to it .

Ask dodger his dingaling is red raw lol his mrs hasnt stopped raping him lol .

 

[rcproperty]

my misses got her copy to, i dont mind, it keeps her quite and dont moan when im sat on here all night!!!! hope the bring out a follow on book!!!

 

[Dodger]

lol things we have to do. yeah she read all 3 in not many more days.

 

[All Round Cleaning]

I hear dodger is playing mr grey in the movie , is this true dodge ?

 

[MikeJP]

dont get me wrong, i enjoyed the peace and quiet at first and the fact she turned into a sex maniac for a while but shes now reading them ALL AGAIN!

Dont get much of a convo.

I'll get my own back when the footy season starts again soon. I'll just have to hump her leg to Match of the Day or summat!! /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[MikeJP]

Might not be too bad that role Dodger. I hear Mila Kunis is playing the chick!!

Me lurrrrrrrve Mila!

 

[All Round Cleaning]

who's she ?

 

[MikeJP]

check her out on google images

 

[Dodger]

I hear dodger is playing mr grey in the movie , is this true dodge ?

it was between me and brad but i got it lol

 

[Dodger]

who's she ?

Put it this way gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Catherine]

Uh oh, can of worms - Ive not heard of it - off to google now.

 

[M.K Cleaners.co.uk]

A book disguised as a porno, very clever. lol

Wiki says: It is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage, discipline, sadism, and masochism

 

[Catherine]

How disappointing, I thought it might be a book about the latest trends in house decorating or hair colouring /emoticons/sad.png

 

[Dodger]

How disappointing, I thought it might be a book about the latest trends in house decorating or hair colouring /emoticons/sad.png

You can't win em all Catherine, 50 shades of chintzy will be out next lol.

 

[Iain]

I count myself lucky as my girlfriend knows about the book but hasn't started reading it. Yet.

 

[Dodger]

She will Iain, it's an epidemic.

 

[Paul]

This Is what my mate done he obviously didn't like the book

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2171523/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Boyfriend-squirts-girlfriend-sauce-stop-reading-EL-James-erotic-novel.html

 

[MikeJP]

This Is what my mate done he obviously didn't like the book

http://www.dailymail...otic-novel.html

Lol cant believe it went to court! What a crazy story.

As it says in the article though, thats the true meaning of saucy! lol

 

[Paul]

Lol yeh he went to court, he only done it because a few of us were winding him up saying she was reading porn lol now he's in every paper and they've made a cartoon of him in china lmao