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How fast are you?

All you trad lads will whoop him now with your Liquidators!  ???

At least if you can get them to work right! Perhaps a change of angle by 0.00005 degrees to the left and mix the special Moerman liquid at a ratio of 4 - 1 with Johnny Blue and add 006 ppm of virgin unicorn pi$$ and you should be in with a shot!  ?

Or buy any other channel and have go. ?

 
Oh holly are you looking a job ?
I’ve already bagsied if she ever decides on a career change??

As for Terrys technique..... he may be fast but I’d like to see how that goes on real dirty windows. Now I know were the old window cleaners joke comes from - Did you used to work on a ship????? Cos them windows aren’t round you know.?

 
Easy to clean and already clean window. Chuck in a few spider balls, pollen splats and rock hard bird muck. See how Turbo can cope with that

 
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