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and straight in at number one this week we have....

its going to rain now youve been....

down from number one after a long run at the top is

canyoujuster

at number three this week we have

can you leave it today because ........whatever....

and sticking around at number four

sorry I havent got any cash on me at the moment...

5....I will leave the money under the wheelie bin....(oh sorry I forgot)

6...dont worry the dogs very friendly....

7...oh yes I will leave the gate open

8...can you come back tomorrow as the vicar is visiting...

9...spoken by a feckin passer by....ya missed a bit....oh so feckin funny...

10..is it a month already?

11....dont come on friday because its going to rain...

.just had that and I still went on friday and...it didnt rain anyway...

12...can I pay you double next time as I have just paid the electric bill

13..but...you have left my windows wet

come on lads plenty more out there but wifey wants me in bed....dont worry ...no tuffering its not saturday..../emoticons/biggrin.png

 
Holding on to a shakey 14 today, Dolly Partons 'Deceitful Customers'. Email; Its just 3 windows .....What was really there was; A double bay window, which had guttering all around it stopping you from accessing the window above it. A porch, that stopped you accessing the window above it. And the bonus ball...A door, with two side windows.

 
The water I used on my windows dried all spotty how come as the water you use don't

Can you just do the top windows as I can do the other ones myself

I've just got myself a karcher window vac so can now do the windows myself

 
and straight in at number one this week we have....
its going to rain now youve been....

down from number one after a long run at the top is

canyoujuster

at number three this week we have

can you leave it today because ........whatever....

and sticking around at number four

sorry I havent got any cash on me at the moment...

5....I will leave the money under the wheelie bin....(oh sorry I forgot)

6...dont worry the dogs very friendly....

7...oh yes I will leave the gate open

8...can you come back tomorrow as the vicar is visiting...

9...spoken by a feckin passer by....ya missed a bit....oh so feckin funny...

10..is it a month already?

11....dont come on friday because its going to rain...

.just had that and I still went on friday and...it didnt rain anyway...

12...can I pay you double next time as I have just paid the electric bill

13..but...you have left my windows wet

come on lads plenty more out there but wifey wants me in bed....dont worry ...no tuffering its not saturday..../emoticons/biggrin.png
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 
can you come tomorrow at ten thirty ...

oh yes I just stand by the phone awaiting your call I have no other work at all.....

can you just nip in and clean the inside of my glass conservatory roof...

oh sorry I have just remembered an urgent doctors appointment...

in other words...do a runner.../emoticons/biggrin.png

can you do my inside windows....

oh sorry I cant get the insurance...:rolleyes:

whilst your here with your ladders...:eek:

 
Neighbour comes out while your up a ladder with squeegee in hand

"Are you a window cleaner??"

Nope I'm just up here looking for that elusive cure for cancer

Nope can't find it

Numptys

 
Email enquiry; Hi can I have a quote for a detached 2 storey house and also the conservatory roof please. My number is 07*********. Call her and goes to answerphone, leave a message to ring me and she don't bother. Why the frig do they bother to even do a search for a window cleaner in the first place?

 
Neighbour comes out while your up a ladder with squeegee in hand"Are you a window cleaner??"

Nope I'm just up here looking for that elusive cure for cancer

Nope can't find it

Numptys

really annoyed I forgot that one....yep...heard that a few times...

and me just loves this new online payment from bank accounts...it clearly states....reference address and so...of course someone pays me eight quid called mr dodd....maybe its ken...I ER...dont really know everyones name...

 
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That what gets me as the inside of the windows can remain filthy for years but I never ask if they want the inside doing as it too much hassle./emoticons/biggrin.png

 
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cracker spc....

one that spooks me is...

shadowing...as in

oh I was just about to clean the insides....:eek:

and then they proceed to follow me from window to window..

yep usually overtaking me...

yep I know it shouldnt matter as I should always leave em spotless but never the less:eek:

mind you....

its usually a nice fit milf....so I kinda slow down to watch anyway...:specs

 
that bloomin inbetweeners lot...me would never...

but it is funny ...

how I always end up with a pair on my head as I pass under a washing line....:whistle:

 
ya should have come home early like me and watched bodie and doyle.....

honest...the man was holding a girl hostage..a lovely blonde...with his hand down her cleavage holding a grenade...

and of course....lewis collins..dont know which one that is...cut open her blouse and caught the grenade and threw it in a bin...

whilst ending up on top of her.....what a cool dude...

that reminds me....I still have the rest of minder to watch...ahhh the good old days...proper telly with classic cars...short skirts and you could even whistle at them with out getting the old bill involved../emoticons/biggrin.png

 
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