Anyone got a toilet in the van?

[MrBump]

I hope you guys are joking here. Surely it doesn't happen that often that you'd waste precious van space for a toilet?! When you really need to go, forgot to go before work and can't wait til you get home, just go to a supermarket or fast food joint and use their loo!

 

[Jimroot]

Driving, parking, waiting, using, driving, resuming... Could use up over half an hour of the day.

 

[Jake]

Just wee in a bush...

 

[Ant]

Me and my poo have an understanding! He can poke his head out all he wants but he ain't coming out fully until I'm sat on my own throne!

 

[Dave B]

I am the same..gotta be my own loo

 

[MrBump]

Yeah wee wherever, I was just talking about poo. Agreed, own toliet rules over all, but sometimes you don't get that luxury and that's where the supermarket / restuarant come into play /emoticons/wink.png

 

[TolishAPurd]

I hope you guys are joking here. Surely it doesn't happen that often that you'd waste precious van space for a toilet?! When you really need to go, forgot to go before work and can't wait til you get home, just go to a supermarket or fast food joint and use their loo!

No joke mate. If I was joking Iwould have said, "did you here the one about the toilet in the van", or "why did the window cleaner cross the road". This is serious business mate. I'm wasting time and petrol dropping the kids off at the pool. Up until that point I'm bloated and slow dreaming of the release that is to come. I'm having to plan my round around a jobby. -no jobby tells me what to do. I'm gonna look that jobby in the eye and say "I've got news for you". The kamode is arriving, and when it does you're out of here. With my new found weight loss I'm thinking of taking up ballet and other lightfooted activities. I'll be a new man.

 

[Jimroot]

Assuming an average to find, scout and use a bush and resumption of work, of 30 mins. And assuming an hourly rate of £20 and five day week, 40 weeks a year... And a standard movement time of 10 mins...

Could save £1300 a year

 

[Diwrnach]

Loads of countryside round here to have a wee, as for a number two I go before I go out in the morning and job done.

If I had a dicky tummy I would take the day off or plan ahead!

 

[Diwrnach]

And as for that loo in the original post if I sat on that it would be flat as a pancake.

 

[TolishAPurd]

Assuming an average to find, scout and use a bush and resumption of work, of 30 mins. And assuming an hourly rate of £20 and five day week, 40 weeks a year... And a standard movement time of 10 mins...
Could save £1300 a year

thats not to be sniffed at...

 

[Diwrnach]

Guys we really need to have an annual meet somewhere...... would be **** funny.

 

[matt18]

Has anyone ever lost control of their bladder whilst desperately searching for a suitable place?....No?......Just me then /emoticons/sad.png

yes this has happened once I was p1ssing my self, I grabbed the soap bucket like a ninja and ran to the back of the van a p1ssed in it, then carried with my day cleaning windows with urine.

Accidents happen.

 

[Jimroot]

That's not a bad idea either^

Marking your territory :thumbsup:

 

[Ant]

It's more likely to happen in the winter with me as in summer I p1ss less due to the copious amounts of sweating I do! :whew:

 

[adamangler]

Think youre making a big deal out of it.

So far window cleaning ive not had to go for a dump but when i used to courier i had a bog roll and a few carrier bags in the van, thats all you need imo.

Get into back of van, pants down, carrier held open over **** as you squatt, bag down, wipe off, pot roll in bag, tie it off, sling it in the bushes/chuck under van/bin/take home as you see morally fit.

My most memorable dump was when i was in a lay-by needing a turd and i had bog roll but no bags ( i think this was one of my first ever cant get to a toilet panic situations before i thought of carrier bags). Anyway i got out of van thinking to go in the very limited tree cover when i spotted a burger box. Anyway back in van shat in burger box closed it up and in my immaturity wrote on it "do not open, contains human waste". put it back in the trees. I chuckled to myself all day about someone finding it and opening it lol

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[TolishAPurd]

Think youre making a big deal out of it.
So far window cleaning ive not had to go for a dump but when i used to courier i had a bog roll and a few carrier bags in the van, thats all you need imo.

Get into back of van, pants down, carrier held open over **** as you squatt, bag down, wipe off, pot roll in bag, tie it off, sling it in the bushes/chuck under van/bin/take home as you see morally fit.

My most memorable dump was when i was in a lay-by needing a turd and i had bog roll but no bags ( i think this was one of my first ever cant get to a toilet panic situations before i thought of carrier bags). Anyway i got out of van thinking to go in the very limited tree cover when i spotted a burger box. Anyway back in van shat in burger box closed it up and in my immaturity wrote on it "do not open, contains human waste". put it back in the trees. I chuckled to myself all day about someone finding it and opening it lol

LMAO.

I'm not making a big deal of it mate. I'm regular as clockwork during the day- 9:00 and 13:00. So I'm stuck looking for somewhere ll the time. Yesterday when I started this post I had to interupt my compact round to drive off to the nearest pub.

...I counted four that day.

 

[Jimroot]

I wouldn't trust plastic bags, too many have holes in the bottom, to prone to ripping.

Also, what about frontal liquids at the same time...

 

[Jimroot]

Depending on the quality of the previous nights pie or curry, it could be a big deal indeed

 

[TolishAPurd]

I wouldn't trust plastic bags, too many have holes in the bottom, to prone to ripping.
Also, what about frontal liquids at the same time...

A little trick I learnt from camping in the woods is to have a stand up pi$$ first before squatting and getting down to the hard work.

 

[Ant]

I once contemplated doing it in my cool box, but then I thought no, it'll just spoil my lunch!