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You Will Not Believe This

Tuffers

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My mate uses a trolley too. I saw him today and we chatted for a bit. Anyway, he gets round to telling me a story about him from last week. He was topping up his main container as he went along (he carries his DI vessel with him). He did 10 houses and noticed something at the bottom of the container.

Guess what it was?

A friggin fish!!!

He thought I'd put it in at first as a joke, but came to the conclusion that a cat or a heron had dropped it in.

I PMPL. This can't be true can it?

 
perhaps goldie wanted a holiday and wanted to travel a bit /emoticons/biggrin.png

don't suppose you have a pic :rolleyes:

 
Maybe be the fish was in there because he didn't haddock plaice to live. If its true, it's a right turbot for the books!

 
Salmon ought to report this to the newspapers, one would be interested in writing a John Dory. (That's rhyming slang you know!!!)

 
Maybe his trout of a wife threw it In there because she smelt something fishy and found him cheating with some scampi women at her plaice and so he thought she would throw a little fish in the water /emoticons/ohmy.png

 
This has given me an idea.

Next time there's a drought order, they protect fish ponds etc because its all ok for us to go bankrupt but for heavens sake dont let the poor fish be harmed. SO, stick a fish in your tank and its no longer for waterfed pole, its now a MOBILE AQUARIUM, for which you're perfectly entitled to use the water.

Bob the goldfish gets a trip out, and we get to keep working.

Problem solved.

 
Sorted /emoticons/smile.png, just make sure the di and filter are after the fish, not before.... Hopefully will reduce the lime SCALE lol

 
This has given me an idea.

Next time there's a drought order, they protect fish ponds etc because its all ok for us to go bankrupt but for heavens sake dont let the poor fish be harmed. SO, stick a fish in your tank and its no longer for waterfed pole, its now a MOBILE AQUARIUM, for which you're perfectly entitled to use the water.

Bob the goldfish gets a trip out, and we get to keep working.

Problem solved.
Good thinkin lol

 
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