F.a.o. The Lady Members Of The Forum. Do Not Read This Thread!

[Tuffers]

Where do you have a slash if you get caught short on your round? In a flower bed, up a fence, a toilet or somewhere else?

 

[All Round Cleaning]

In a pop bottle .

 

[Dodger]

Anywhere I can :wacko:

 

[Smurf]

Maybe this would come in handy for both genders to carry around in your van

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Portable-Mobile-Travel-Urinal-Toilet-Car-Caravan-Camping-Bottle-Boat-Pee-Loo-New-/120996766598?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Mobility_Disability_Medical_ET&hash=item1c2bf82386

 

[rcproperty]

back of van in an old bucket!

 

[chip]

Twice last year I got caught short, 2 days in a row I think too. I didn't want to use folks gardens, but in the van, my bucket is kept in a larger bucket, which is basically a dustbin sawn down, so I got in the van took the bucket out and used the larger, then used the water from the proper bucket to wash it out

 

[M.K Cleaners.co.uk]

Bacjk of the van in a bottle. Never in a garden wel of a customer anyway. Could be bad for buiness if you get caught

 

[shazzy692002]

Sorry had to read. Plus im the only female i think..???

In 18 months, i have only been caught out once, so had to go in the back of van in a bucket!!! Not pleasant for a lady to bop in a bucket. Did i have tissue??. NO, Did i drip dry.??? No. Just rinsed with pure water........pmsl. Jokes, plenty of cloths in me van...haha.

To be fair, been in worse places when ive been p!$$ed.lol.(excuse the pun).

 

[rcproperty]

Sorry had to read. Plus im the only female i think..???
In 18 months, i have only been caught out once, so had to go in the back of van in a bucket!!! Not pleasant for a lady to bop in a bucket. Did i have tissue??. NO, Did i drip dry.??? No. Just rinsed with pure water........pmsl. Jokes, plenty of cloths in me van...haha.

To be fair, been in worse places when ive been p!$$ed.lol.(excuse the pun).

hope you took the brush off first before u rinsed! lol

 

[mrtaytay]

I have pee spots in every village....normally over a field wall or behind a tree. My **** is way too big for a bottle...lol

 

[OoO]

always remember wizzing in a bottle and driving. Pressure built up and it exploded everywhere. Cost me £75 to have the car cleaned inc the head lining /emoticons/sad.png

But yeah i have several spots for a wicked wizz /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[stevelewis]

always remember wizzing in a bottle and driving. Pressure built up and it exploded everywhere. Cost me £75 to have the car cleaned inc the head lining /emoticons/sad.png
But yeah i have several spots for a wicked wizz /emoticons/biggrin.png

Been there mate! lol now ive got an old measuring jug i use, just sit in the front seat and stick a newspaper over me.

Wicked wizz lol where did u get that from.

 

[CNS-southwest]

Lol I did this on a work do on the coach - the bottle explode thing, still filled 3 n 1/2 bottles of wine lol

 

[OoO]

God If customers saw this thread haha.

It's from tv or a film the wicked wizz. " I gotta take a wickes wizz" couldn't tell ya where from tho.

 

[stevelewis]

God If customers saw this thread haha.
It's from tv or a film the wicked wizz. " I gotta take a wickes wizz" couldn't tell ya where from tho.

Yeah be a funny thread for customers to see! lol

Thought u might have heard the "wicked wizz" from the big bang theory, funny show that.

 

[OoO]

Yeah be a funny thread for customers to see! lol
Thought u might have heard the "wicked wizz" from the big bang theory, funny show that.

Awwwwwwww man i love that show. I imported all the seasons from USA on blu ray cost an arm an a leg.

And that's where its from. Leonard is on a date with the girl, blue top. And she keeps saying Number 67 number 42 (in reference to ripping a guys nuts off)

 

[CNS-southwest]

Haha love big bag /emoticons/smile.png

 

[Vince Green]

There's always a drain in most gardens, or a rose bush or a quiet corner. I used to be a taxi driver in London (still got my licence) seeing people peeing in the street (male and female) is so common you don't even look twice. The girls are worse than the blokes. Blokes go up against a wall, girls squat over a grid.

 

[OoO]

Over a grid LMAO

 

[harunh]

i ****** in the garden once in the corner

near the gate

make sure theirs no 1 home and also make sure theirs no windows of other houses that can c u /emoticons/smile.png

TIP : Always stand in a position so if sum 1 wer to come they wudnt notice u wer havin a **** /emoticons/smile.png

one day i needed a ****...... and i drove in to this car sales garage and it was pretty big yard they had.. so i parked ma van up at the back and i was having a ****.... and a security guard came running behind me... but luckily i was stood in a position wer he never noticed at all lmaoo /emoticons/tongue.png

he was fuming saying wat u doin here i go just parked up mte ? he goes i want u 2 get off my property ! i dont know what his problem was but he fort i was up to something dodgy so he goes leave now i go okay so i drove all the way around to the exit.. and a man pulls up in a golf... anmd he wudnt move... the security guard comes back to me .. and says when i say leave i mean leave wat do u think ya playin at ? i go huh ? wat do u mean mate i just drove round he goes why did u go that way for /emoticons/wacko.png i go well i never knew /emoticons/wacko.png he was fuming he goes i dont ever want u here again

lol

 

[stevelewis]

Awwwwwwww man i love that show. I imported all the seasons from USA on blu ray cost an arm an a leg.
And that's where its from. Leonard is on a date with the girl, blue top. And she keeps saying Number 67 number 42 (in reference to ripping a guys nuts off)

Yeah quality show mate! minute a read your post, thought you'd got wicked wizz from there,great minds think a like eh.

BAZINGA!