2 More Custies Gone Mad!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by Matty H, Dec 13, 2012.

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  1. Matty H

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    Following on from the bizzare comments / excuses that Custies give I had 2 crackers today.
    Got to first Custie she came rushing out and said I'm glad I saw you before you started but can you miss me today please because my dogs are out :blink: I'm thinking, erm get them in then or don't they listen to you lol. the best of it is I know she didn't say this because she can't afford it as she's a brain surgeon and her hubby has his own export business. Random :p
    Second one - I know he's always in as he works from home so I knock his door to unlock very high gate - he goes "can u leave mine til Jan please Matt as my Mrs has just had a baby :blink: I'm now thinking my Custies are starting to take drugs or something lol Perhaps she fancied helping me when she was heavily pregnant but can't now she's got the little sprog WTF :ph34r:
     
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  2. CNS-southwest

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    Wtf that's some sh I t excuse lol
     
  3. Smurf

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    The second one I can understand as they are watching the pennies but the first one I would not be surprised if she gets someone else to do her windows in future like maybe a dog lover instead :rolleyes:
     
  4. Dodger

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    Some of best I've heard those lol, I just tend to get usual ones like it's gonna rain a week on thursday so don't clean my windows.
     
  5. All Round Cleaning

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    I had a custy cancel on me because she said she was pregnant .
    Went back the next month and she said I'm still pregnant can you come back in 8 months !!!
     
  6. Smurf

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    :lol: classic
     
  7. Matty H

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    It'll be interesting to see what they say next month. ;)
     
  8. Dodger

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    hahaha corker that one..
     
  9. M.K Cleaners.co.uk

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    I chapped a door when collecting a few weeks ago..

    Me: ''Hi, Its the window cleaner''

    Customer: ''Can you come back? We have a new born in the house''

    Me: ''Aye nae bother''

    Fair enough they have a new born, well he is over 12 weeks old. How is thay any excuse to not pay your window cleaner. It wasent as if I was knocking at half 8 at night. It was only half 5.
     
  10. M.K Cleaners.co.uk

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    Ahaha. I cant get my head round that.
     
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