A Bit Uneggspected

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by Tuffers, Feb 26, 2014.

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  1. Tuffers

    Tuffers Hero
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    A customer of mine has a field full of new hens and they are laying like crazy. He can't even sell them all as he has so many. I came away with 30. I gave my neighbours 20 and kept 10 for us. Needless to say I had boiled egg, chips and pasty for tea :)
     
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  2. Gav

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    Lovely, can't beat fresh eggs. We have a couple of hens. Get two fresh eggs a day 3 if we're lucky!


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  3. keir

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    I'd be eggstatic if that happened to me
     
  4. Posh

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    Can't stand fried egg. Love scrambled & omelette but fried. Yuk!
     
  5. Smurf

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    Not Too Eggciting If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?

    You only get laid once.
    You only get eaten once.
    It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
    You share your box with 11 other guys.
    But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
     
  6. shazzy692002

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    So you didn't walk away with egg on ya face.!!!
     
  7. norm

    norm Grand Master
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    dont egg him on:rolleyes:
     
  8. Gav

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    Ha thanks for that smurf!


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  9. adyspurs

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    Which came first?
     
  10. mrtaytay

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    Think I would rather be a prize bull.....surrounded by needy ladies
     
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