Anyone else make up stories?

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  1. koopmaster

    koopmaster Guru
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    Does anyone else make up stories or use their imagination while they work.

    I have been making stories for years, some last a few days some last months.
    All are imagination stories in my head, just for fun.

    my current story is that I find £100 million in cash and cant just chuck it in the bank so have to launder it.

    I started by gambling every day for a few weeks on the horses till I will a couple of grand and then buy a empty shop and start my own gambling shop.

    I start spending the money in my own shop to boost profits to stupid amounts and within a month open several more shops, till I have 15 shops and I go to each one every day and gamble so the profits are high.

    The story goes on and on about how I spend the money and buy a island and build some hotels.
    Lots of fun and can make a whole day dissapear.... or a whole week.

    My longest story is a far far fetched story about aliens but that one has taken me about 4 or 5 years to make so is to long to write here.

    Anyway am I the only one that does these stories or does anyone else have any?
     
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  2. Posh

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    I do one funnily enough of window cleaning in say Spain. How I build it up & what I'm cleaning & how much I will charge for each job etc. sad really but time does pass.
     
  3. Smurf

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    You seem to have too much time on your hands or have a mental illness maybe? :rolleyes:

    I don’t daydream or make up stories in my head as I focus on the job in hand but if I get it wrong the little chap sitting on my shoulder gives me a right old bollocking :D
     
  4. Tuffers

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    Err no :D
     
  5. Smurf

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    OK if I'm honest the only time I use my imagination is if I see a beautiful woman like any warm blooded male would. It's just a shame I can't remember what I was thinking 5 mins later though :D
     
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  6. daveyboy

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    :whistle:I agree smurf i find myself imagining them bent over kitchen worktops etc
     
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    But I've always been a wrong un
     
  8. Andy cherry

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    The only story telling I have to dream up is for the missus when **** weather has been on and she says.....what you been doing all day then!
     
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    Then proceeds to nags you for not doing this and that...Tell me about it :D

     
  10. boarcity

    boarcity Guest

    sounds a bit like role play .
     
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