You wish you came up with this side line!

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

So here's the story,

This week I get a call out to go to a granny flat at one of these 'assisted living' complexes, you know the type, you have the independence of your own place with the security of 24 hour staffing including nurses, cooks groundsman etc...

I price up granny, 2 front windows 2 back windows and a door (every apartment here has the same and they are all 3 minute jobs)

I head over to the site office to check I will be ok to work on site, manager asks for liability proof so I trot to the van and return with insurance certificate in hand.

No problem, says the manager, there is no other window cleaner on site now as last one was dismissed for substance abuse and charging grannies without doing job.

Hmmmm...... I spot the opening here!

'Can I put a notice on the board in the communal area about my service please Mr Manager?'

'Sure'

A day later the manager calls me up to advise me he has taken details for 26 grannies that would like to take advantage of my WIDOW CLEANING SERVICE !

'You what? I say In my tired state and hurried typing I had only ended up with a typo that offers a monthly widow cleaning service by experienced professional tradesmen!

Luckily they all saw the funny side.

 

[norm]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Dave B]

"Blow the cobwebs out??"

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

"Blow the cobwebs out??"

I don't think they have made a bio chem suit yet that would make me feel secure enough for that task Davey!

 

[peter rogers]

here luv SPREAD THEM /emoticons/tongue.png

 

[Jimroot]

Wfp or trad on those jobs green ;-)

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Peter, so very wrong on so many levels!

Jim, trad of course, they're old fashioned girls! /emoticons/tongue.png

 

[Jimroot]

Best keep your scrim handy, and a resus and trauma team on standby ;-)

Seriously though, nice job find!

 

[Sambo1234]

:laugh::laugh: i wish i could get a job like that i was thinking about calling my self "peeping Sams window cleaning" but Peeping sams widow cleaning might go down better /emoticons/wink.png

 

[TolishAPurd]

Theres got to be at least one GILF surely? Stick a bit of Vera Lynn on the gramophone and smash the granny out of that vintage snapper.:hehehe::thumbsup:

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

The serious up side here TAP is that they all seem to have daughters my age! /emoticons/tongue.png

And well another plus is their daughters daughters are all legal as well !! /emoticons/smile.png) /emoticons/smile.png)

 

[peter rogers]

id be more thinkin of it as 27 new jobs and knowing u prob get the rest

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

I look at it more like 10 jobs Peter. They're tiny and can do at least 3 in the time it takes to do a normal terrace so i went in below my minium as after all it is just one job site and not 27.

 

[armagh27]

Just imagine the tea & biscuits you'll be eating .could you offer a purple rinse to quids in lol.

 

[Green Pro Clean Ltd]

Finished up here this morning, it is now up to 34 jobs, Tea and biscuits? Not till we popped to the cafe for a cuppa! Tight arsed grannies!

 

[Simply Business]

Haha, very much enjoyed that @Green, let us know how the widow cleaning goes /emoticons/smile.png)