Window cleaning parody songs

[seye]

Ok thought this would be fun so here's a chorus of a famous song.

These windows were made for cleanin and that's just what I'll do, one of these days my squeegees gonna run all over you.

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[TolishAPurd]

(Dock of the bay)

Sitting in the front of my van,

I'll be drinking tea as much as I can.

But now there are some windows to clean,

up my ladder with my rubber squeegee.

Yeah..

Sat drinking tea in my van,

watching the miiiilfs as much as I can.

Woohoo yeah,

Just, sat drinking tea in my van.

Wasting tiiiiIIiime.

 

[TolishAPurd]

Take me down to the paradise city, where the glass is clean and the soap is slippy...

 

[seye]

I cant get no window cleaner i cant get no window cleaner though I try and I try an a I try I cant get no--- no no no

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[TolishAPurd]

I see a big smudge on the window

Was a kid, was a kid, with a sticky toffee pudding.

Thunderbolts of Fairy, very very scary

Nee

Window Cleaning,window cleaning, window cleaning, window cleaning, window cleaning with some soap.

 

[Tuffers]

No more windys any more

No more windys any more

What ever happened to..... chamois and buckets

I get a migraine going up the ladder

No more windys anymore

No more windys anymore

Classic from 1977, a like to anyone who guesses the song/band

 

[Tuffers]

I see a big smudge on the windowWas a kid, was a kid, with a sticky toffee pudding.

Thunderbolts of Fairy, very very scary

Nee

Window Cleaning,window cleaning, window cleaning, window cleaning, window cleaning with some soap.

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody?

 

[seye]

Don't you wish you pure water was hot like mine don't ya don't ya.

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[TolishAPurd]

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody?

Spot onmate. I still can't get yours though. The bit that says whatever happened to chamois and buckets ringsa bell for some reason though.

 

[TolishAPurd]

How many roads must my van drive down,

before I can do the first clean.

How many times will I spill hot tea down my leg,

while driving, texting, and sharking all the milfs.

How many times must I hear reach and wash,

before I drop my squeegee for a pole.

The answer my friend, is blowin in the wind, the answer is blowin in the wind.

 

[TolishAPurd]

You never use your ladder anymore when you clean windows.

Theres no scrim on your belt, like before or on your fingertips.

 

[seye]

No more windys any moreNo more windys any more

What ever happened to..... chamois and buckets

I get a migraine going up the ladder

No more windys anymore

No more windys anymore

Classic from 1977, a like to anyone who guesses the song/band

We need a clue but been singin it all day lol

 

[Tuffers]

Well it was the first 7" single I ever bought, taken from the album of the same name. The band's name rhymes with anglers.

 

[Tuffers]

How many roads must my van drive down,before I can do the first clean.

How many times will I spill hot tea down my leg,

while driving, texting, and sharking all the milfs.

How many times must I hear reach and wash,

before I drop my squeegee for a pole.

The answer my friend, is blowin in the wind, the answer is blowin in the wind.

Ain't got a clue TAP

 

[TolishAPurd]

Ain't got a clue TAP

The clues the last bit at the end mate; Blowin in the wind by Bob Dylan. Help us out with yours.

 

[Jackjoewill]

The Stranglers - No More Heroes

 

[TolishAPurd]

I just had to youtube that. I don't think I've ever heard that song, butI know loads of their other hits.

 

[mrtaytay]

Well it wasitthe first 7" single I ever bought, taken from the album of the same name. The band's name rhymes with anglers.

That was the second album I ever brought.....still play It now. Those first two albums the stranglers did were classics

 

[Tuffers]

I took Mrs T to a Stranglers gig once. The venue was owned by Jamaicans and they were all sat in an executive type box. Guess what the first song was they played @mrtaytay. I'll give you a clue. I feel like a ...

 

[mrtaytay]

I took Mrs T to a Stranglers gig once. The venue was owned by Jamaicansi and they were all sat in an executive type box. Guess what the first song was they played @mrtaytay. I'll give you a clue. I feel like a ...

I know the song.....you could never get away with a title like that now......I bet the Jamaicans enjoyed that one. Not sure if I have posted this link before....the stranglers on a show called revolver which used to be on itv on a saturday night. 2 songs which show what a great live band they were.

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[Tuffers]

Crank this one up @mrtaytay

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Jet Black still does a few songs live, he's only 76