Bird ****.

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by TolishAPurd, May 1, 2014.

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  1. TolishAPurd

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    So I was doing a big thatched house today, with very old leaded windows. I looked up at the window and saw a huge bird :turd: about the size of my hand. "Oh :turd: " I thought, this is going to be messy. So I went up the ladder and got my scraper out. After scraping for about 5 seconds with no luck, I realised the :turd: was on the inside!!! WTF are they keeping in the house, a *'kin swan?

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  2. Smurf

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    :rofl: classic
     
  3. mrtaytay

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    They should get it polished
     
  4. Tuffers

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    I saw a wood pigeon walking around in someone's house once. The people were away and it had fell down the chimney into the house. There was :turd: everywhere :D
     
  5. cheapncheerful

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    yep me fallen for that one too...:rofl:
     
  6. TolishAPurd

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    Could make a sculpture out of this thing.

    Thats bad luck lol. :turd: happens I guess.
     
  7. seye

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  8. Gav

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    Ha ha ha well talking of birds I am currently sat on a train to Birmingham and there is some guy sat here with his bloody parrot sat on his hand. No kidding!

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  9. norm

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    does it want a cracker Gav
     
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