Stepped out of my van at first job Thursday morning. Before I even knew what was happening I was on the deck, face down!! Unfortunately, my hand, in a fist shape (for some reason) was under my right breast & thus was pressed into my chest via 13.5 stone of pure muscle (cough, cough)!! Really struggled last two days & got up this morning virtually unable to wipe my own a*se! Pretty sure I've fractured my ribs. Great!!