Can You Read This?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by Tuffers, Apr 5, 2014.

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  1. Tuffers

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    No?

    Try squinting your eyes :whistle:
     
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  2. cheapncheerful

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    yeh my sight does seem to be getting worse the longer i stay married...:devil:
     
  3. Smurf

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    #3 Smurf, Apr 5, 2014
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    So I take it you’re on a promise tonight then Tuffers :laugh:
    Purely to try keeping your 20/20 vision :rofl:

     
  4. TolishAPurd

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    I read it absolutely fine, because my sex life is fantastic. In fact each time me and the wife have sex, we have a child.

    2 and counting.:thumbsup:
     
  5. Smurf

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    I did it twice and got 2 kids so my wife decided to knock it on the head after that :D
     
  6. TolishAPurd

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    Ouch, I hope you hit her back Smurf?

    ...oh wait, I see what you mean.:D
     
  7. Smurf

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    I think the wife fairy came along one night as swap my wife from a young beautiful princess to an old hag. Either that or I need my eyes tested again :D
     
  8. cheapncheerful

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    i just hope your wife doesnt read that post...
     
  9. shazzy692002

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    Conversation in my house last night
    Hubby = Son when you pick a girlfriend, pick a ugly one, she will be grateful and no other men will look at her.......
    15 year old = Is that what you done with mum?
     
  10. Gav

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    Lol walked into that one didn't he!


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