Christmas tips and the tax man?

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  1. Damo

    Damo Grand Master
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    I know we are declare our tips as you have to. But I am a little worried and I don't know what todo.

    The chance of getting away with it our good. As technically the evidence would be gone. But I am just unsure and it's starting to concern me.

    Customer is very frail and the tip is very generous. Probably took her an afternoon to arrange and sort out. In some ways I want to keep it all to myself but then there's that voice that says be honest.

    Customer has gone out of her way to give me a special tip of 12 home made mince pies. Would you eat all 12 and hope for the best or would you declare them on your tax return ?
     
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  2. Markyboy 50

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    By law u should hand over 2 of them to your local tax office!
     
  3. CMRwindowcleaning

    CMRwindowcleaning Well-Known Member
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    Yeah shove 2 right up his ****.
     
  4. Duncs

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    could,int eat 12 mince pies crippled with heart burn bless the duncs
    maybe 11 though
     
  5. Duncs

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    could,int eat 12 mince pies crippled with heart burn bless the duncs
    maybe 11 though
     
  6. Markyboy 50

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    U would only have 10 tho duncs after u donate 2 to the taxman. Thus no heartburn for u
     
  7. Duncs

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    mark you have gd habbits:) will keep thaT in mind
     
  8. Markyboy 50

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    To much time on me hands mate. Usually spent eating cake.
     
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