Confessions Of A Window Cleaner

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  1. All Round Cleaning

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    What are your confessions as a window cleaner ?????



    When I had a dabble a good 10yrs ago ( i say a dabble i done 2 houses then packed up ) .
    I done a house where this woman was living with her mom , we priced it up something stupid like a fiver and she agreed for us to do it there and then . so had a chat with the daughter a 30 something single SJP type sex and the city rubbish and she said be careful when cleaning my windows .

    I said why is this then she said I have left my dildos on the dressing table by the window lol
    low and behold yep they were there neatly lined up about 6 different ones .
    was bloody gobsmacked that she would say something like that especially to a window cleaner lol .
     
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  2. mark m

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    sounds like she was after the real thing
     
  3. Belfastcleaning

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    What did you say pal? Lol I would have asked for a demo and I'll show her my lovely long pole. You should go back see if you can get her as a customer?
     
  4. Dodger

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    Not got any Gav but thats pretty hard to beat anyway lol.
     
  5. All Round Cleaning

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    i was happily in love then lol oh also she was a little bit larger than me and my mate so we probably wouldnt have made it out alive lol .
     
  6. Dodger

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    If ever there was a reason not to thats it..
     
  7. All Round Cleaning

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    which one mate ? the being in love or the being larger than me and my mate .
     
  8. Dodger

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    Well lets put it this way my wife that I adore is at home waiting for me, Holly Willabooby offers it on a plate in a sexy rubber outfit round at number 69.


    Hollies havin it lol,
     
  9. All Round Cleaning

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    Well tbh mate who wouldnt .
     
  10. Dodger

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    LOl nah I'd walk away usually cos love the missus, there ya go said it.

    Holly would still have it though
     
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