What are your confessions as a window cleaner ????? When I had a dabble a good 10yrs ago ( i say a dabble i done 2 houses then packed up ) . I done a house where this woman was living with her mom , we priced it up something stupid like a fiver and she agreed for us to do it there and then . so had a chat with the daughter a 30 something single SJP type sex and the city rubbish and she said be careful when cleaning my windows . I said why is this then she said I have left my dildos on the dressing table by the window lol low and behold yep they were there neatly lined up about 6 different ones . was bloody gobsmacked that she would say something like that especially to a window cleaner lol .