Confessions Of A Window Cleaner

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  1. Tuffers

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    Last Summer I went to a house and started to clean the windows. It was a very hot day. I cleaned the front and as I made my way round the back a thought crossed my mind. In the past the woman, who lives on her own has been sunbathing on the patio. I walked round very quietly, the dog didn't suss me, which he usually does. To my surprise she wasn't sunbathing in her usual way. She was in the buff! I had a quick gander and got a sight of her fluffy minge and her melons. What do I do now I thought? Do I carry on as normal or make a noise so she can leg it in the house? I decided to make a noise to save her embarrassment. She picked up her clothes and ran in the house. I didn't get paid after. Oh and she's in her mid 60's haha.

    You lot got any stories?
     
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  2. Belfastcleaning

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    Same thing happened to me but she was deaf so I had to go over and tap her on the shoulder to move her deck chair so I could put the ladder up.. She was only 18 :)
     
  3. harunh

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    I still need to watch the movie
     
  4. Bingo

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    That's wierd :huh: ...
    Same thing happened to me, but she was not only deaf, she was also blind.
    So instead of disturbing her, I pulled up a chair and had a quick tug....then got on with my work.....wasn't bothered how old she was :lol: :lol:.
     
  5. Belfastcleaning

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    Lol.. When I'm cleaning windas
     
  6. Matty H

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    Went to collect money one night - knocked the girls door and she shouted out of upstairs window I'll be down in a sec just got out of shower. She opened door wrapped in a towel - went to pass me the money and realised she didn't have enough hands :D towel on the floor lol
     
  7. harunh

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    Lmao then wat ? :p lol
     
  8. Bingo

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    He closed his eyes, turned around and went to his next job :p .

    Me....I would have had an instant lob-on...she would've noticed and invited me in...and that's where I'd be all day :) ......next job tomorrow :D .
     
  9. harunh

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    Oh is this the film i fort it happened to u lol
     
  10. Bingo

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    Now I'm not one to brag :rolleyes: ....but.....
    Tis the reason I don't get much work done :p .
     
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