Crabs

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by mark m, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. mark m

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    Just priced up a fish mongers in town once a fort***ht i do a few shops down the same street and i am getting a crab for payment ummmmm i love crab:D:D:D:D not sure how to put that down in my books lol:D:D
     
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  2. Paul

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    Thought you were gonna say one of your customers gave you them lol :(

    How the he'll did you come up with a crab for payment mmm " well after working out time taken mr fish longer it's going to cost you a lobster, well mark the last window cleaner done it for a crab, oh ok then" lol
     
  3. mark m

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    I DO A FEW DOWN THE SAME STREET AND I HAVE TRIED TO GET HIM FOR A WHILE AS HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF MINE BUT HE IS TIGHT AND GETS THE STAFF TO DO IT WHEN I SUGESTED A CRAB HE WENT FOR IT ,HE GETS MASSIVE DISCOUNT SO PROBALY ONLY GETS THEM FOR A POUND OR TWO BUT I GET A BIG CRAB FOR 2 MINUTES WORK SO GUESS WHAT I GOT BOILING UP AS I TYPE :):):)
     
  4. Paul

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    Nice one lol :)
     
  5. Posh

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    That sounds good to me.
     
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    you are crazy, I had a kabab shop, and the guy was wanting to give a food instead of cash, I just laughed, and said sorry that wouldnt be possible, we can only do it for the arranged price.
     
  7. badbusdriver

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    I started doing an old couples house just over a year ago, 1st time i cleaned them, there was a lovely smell of home baking. When i went to the door to collect the money, i mentioned this, so the old biddy disappeared back inside and came back with a little bag with half a dozen freshly baked biscuits, still warm!. I looked at my watch, hmm, early dinner methinks!. Now, pretty much every time i am there, she gives me some home bakes!, perks of the job, eh?!. :)
     
  8. Ryan

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    ya i had a customer the other day say would u like a coffee

    i say yes please as its nice to get to know a customer who got u 2 other jobs :]

    and she came out with home made cakes i was chuffed and thay where mint lol

    id do a kebab shop for 2 free burgers lol
     
  9. ricoclay

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    Haha........I do a Lebanese Take Away and they pay me cash and a Chicken Kebab Wrap :) Perks of the job mate
     
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