Don't like birds

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by Max, Jul 11, 2016.

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  1. Max

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    Due to an outbreak of double yellow lines where I live, I now have to use a parking bay which is under a canopy of trees. I had been warned about the problem of bird poo but OMG this morning I had 15 saucer size **** on the windscreen, 3 on the offside door and window, 2 on the door handle, 6 on the roof and 2 dinner plate size ones on the bonnet.
    I think I just might park on the double yellows instead.
     
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  2. steve garwood

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    Er, cut down the tree :thumbsup:
     
  3. Max

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    Wish I could, think the council would fine me a couple of grand, it's their land and there not interested.
     
  4. koopmaster

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    Drill a hole on the tree at night and pour something to kill it in.
     
  5. steve garwood

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    ^^^^^^

    Murderer! :eek:
     
  6. Clisty1989

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    Copper nails
     
  7. Max

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    For the record, I would never dream of purchasing Copper nails.
    The fact it seems to work on small trees does not mean in any way that I would even consider it's use against A fine Buckinghamshire upstanding tree of merit.
     
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    Hate this time of year! All these birds nesting, and today two masseeve seagulls were trying to dive bomb me as am on the ladder..with nothing but a scrim to protect myself. Was some sight I'd imagine.
     
  9. TommoTrueShineWCS

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    Had a gull fly at me down a back alley, flew right in low up to me then straight up above me, it squeezed out four shots of s*** and looped back around, dodged them all, for it to keep looping, soaring in like a hawk and then flying up above me, fortunately it had emptied all its payload on the first bombing run.
     
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