Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by Tuffers, May 30, 2015.
Click if you want a giggle. Tears rolled down my cheek
It's a craaaaacker. Tuffers
Being in that state is normal for us with irish blood lol
That is quality. I like the way the crowd were all behind him cheering him on in the end.
Falling down water & hills don't mix very well for sure
The flp flop challenge gets them ever time
I had a friend who got a new coat for Christmas, got really poo-faced at New Year and basically wouldn't fxxxxxg **** up about his new coat.
'New coat this, new coat that.......blah blah blah'
Anyway, the evening went on and he got lost only to be found rolling around on the floor on his back like a pxxxxd up turtle ........where the majority of men (& prob women) had been relieving themselves over the course of the evenings festivities. You know the places : usually hidden away round a corner, dark etc etc.
Whilst I felt sorry for him it did at least stop him bangin on about his feckin new coat
My late father never use to talk about the war until one day there was a war film on the telly. Anyway it turns out that he was a bit of a drinker as a young lad being irish and all.
Whilst on leave in one place I forgot where he said it was somewhere overseas he was found stark naked in a side ally by military police. He was so drink was passed out on the floor so looked like he was dead. Apparently he was robbed and they even stole all his cloths. I think it was his mates that done it just for the craic myself.
Another time my dad and his mate again ****** up borrowed a yanks jeep and went for a drive as you do
I think he use to spend more time in jankers on leave banged up for his own safety.... Bless him
My uncle is like that
Got demoted as many times as promoted due to drunk fighting or stealing jeep and driving through fence to get off barracks
Spent time in the glasshouse before being discharged and then took over the pub on the army housing estate
Drank the profits and now is a waster on benefits or was last tme i heard
Don`t laugh he`s the designated driver